Subway might be open today !
I might go in a bit to check it out.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 10:22, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Come to the Tayyab's expedition
and never eat at Subway again.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 10:24, Reply)

I don't like those terms and conditions.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 10:28, Reply)

Tough.
It'd be like living in a palace and holidaying in a caravan.
Subway is shittingly WRONG, Gonz.
( thealternativefact, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 10:30, Reply)

Damn straight, brah.
There ain't no ice, in paradise.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 10:35, Reply)

Listen, this is what's going to happen.
They're going to open, I'm going to be excited. I'm going to stand in the queue and it's slowly but surely going to get smaller and smaller, I'll be nearer the end but still undecided. You've seen me, I can't decide between two thai dishes and a couple of starters, how the hell am I supposed to pick my own bread, salad, [second salad thing, like olivers/jellopinos/sweetcorn], meat and sauce? Do I want it toasted? What if I make the wrong one, I'm almost at the front of the queue now, the pressure is building, I think I want a Chicken Teryakki with Sweet Onion, that's it, that's what I want. What do you mean nobody knows what it is? There is no default for it, you just pick what you like. Oh god, they're asking me what kind of bread I want, how am I supposed to know? Aside wholemeal and white, what's the differance?

And then I'll post on here how I ran out of the shop, had to pop a few diazipams, and then cried on the phone to my mum for 30 minutes.

BUT I STILL WANT TO GO THROUGH IT !
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 10:38, Reply)

Take 'em or leave 'em, brah...
I think I may post in the style of Dog The Bounty Hunter for the rest of the day,

In fact, 'be more like Dog' is my New Year's Resolution.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 10:32, Reply)

Get that mullet moving!!

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 10:43, Reply)

I'm in love with Dog's missus. She is fucking STUPENDOUS

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 10:51, Reply)

Just how big IS that rack?

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 10:58, Reply)

There aren't words.
She is ALL WOMAN.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 11:00, Reply)

She is MOSTLY BOOB

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 11:11, Reply)

She even out-boobs my sister.

( girlinthehole, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 11:18, Reply)

I believe the Hindenberg was modelled on her knockers
and if i ever got to grips with them there would definitely be some kind of disaster.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 11:20, Reply)

A spunky disaster?
Or a Bounty Hunter arriving home early disaster.

Or would he be watching from the wardrobe, grizzled cock in hand?
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 11:26, Reply)

Ideally a bit of both.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 11:39, Reply)

Ha, you fruity deviant!

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 11:44, Reply)