How about a month by month summary
of what's happened on OT this year ? Some of us have missed huge chunks of it - episodes involving Edmund, whatever happened to Vampyrecat, etc etc.

Go on people, let me know what I missed...thanks
( I_Was_Mordred, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 12:11, 56 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Ooh I'd like this
I missed the tripping over the dog and visa day.
I got gazzed by Edmund, he invited me to the opera but didn't send me his cock.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 12:16, Reply)

I'm still around mate...

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 30 Dec 2009, 12:17, Reply)

Right, what exactly happened on the tripping over the dog and visa day?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 12:17, Reply)

it wasn't my dog, it was my cat.
basically, was getting dressed in the morning, cat startled me as I was putting on my knicks, and I fell over.

Visa day was Al and I disagreeing over visa requirements, then Al thinking it would be cool to continually bring it up.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 30 Dec 2009, 12:19, Reply)

Have you ever gone skiing down the stairs on your cat
Not on purpose like.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 12:22, Reply)

no.
we don't have stairs. ;)
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 30 Dec 2009, 12:31, Reply)

It's terrifying and thrilling

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 12:32, Reply)

afternoon poppet!
how you doing m'dear?
santa good to you?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 30 Dec 2009, 12:21, Reply)

yeah santa was fine.
I'm tired though. watched a movie with mum now I need to sleep.
na-night.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 30 Dec 2009, 12:31, Reply)

January
I was awesome
( djtrialprice, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 12:23, Reply)

I'll leave the other
11 months to someone else
( djtrialprice, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 12:23, Reply)

February
djtrialprice was awesome.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 12:30, Reply)

:D

( djtrialprice, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 12:40, Reply)

Wonderfully concise.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 12:26, Reply)

Why thank you
On a more serious note I think some events of note are, Flim Flam and DiT getting married. Kaol leaving to subjugate the Welsh hmmmmm, Welsh accents. As already said, Edmund going nuts and destroying a man's hand. wanderlust getting wanderlust again and going to Canada. The creation of the QOTW fail archive. althegeordie's ass getting even more gargantuan. And lots of shagging.
( djtrialprice, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 12:38, Reply)

Oh and
The Dirty Weeker a.k.a. TDW changing his name to Finn McCool..

Because that was the b3ta equivalant of 9/11
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 12:44, Reply)

Shockwaves are still rippling around the globe.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 12:53, Reply)

This year can be easily summarised:
Haircuts are good.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 12:37, Reply)

true dat

( djtrialprice, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 12:39, Reply)

Charles 1st haircuts are good.
Warning: haircuts can be bad as well as good. You may look worse than you did before. Do not invest more than you can afford to lose.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 12:59, Reply)

Me Me Me

(PsychoChomp, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 12:50, Reply)

Aww yeah
CHOMP GOT NAUGHTY STEPPED
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 12:52, Reply)

But who'd have thought
a girl would actually have breasts though. Quality investigative journalism from PsychoChomp.
( djtrialprice, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 12:55, Reply)

He's like Donal McIntyre
except Chompy's a good ice-skater.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 12:57, Reply)

Don't forget
blaireau69 got his username stolen and Vipros was smug an awful lot
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 30 Dec 2009, 12:57, Reply)

yeah, best not to forget that.

( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 30 Dec 2009, 13:01, Reply)

Do I detect a hint of troll about you today?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 13:05, Reply)

maybe...
depends...
you talkin' to me?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 30 Dec 2009, 13:07, Reply)

I did reply to you.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 13:07, Reply)

mmm, good answer!
i'm soooooo traumatised by having my username swiped that i have abandonded de fluffeh and turned to the dark-side.
trudat.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 30 Dec 2009, 13:09, Reply)

Ah, good.
Would you care to join me in a little baiting?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 13:11, Reply)

why the fuck not.
do you have a plan? i'm new to the cuntyness so maybe you can be my mentor?
although i've never actually thought of you as a cunt.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 30 Dec 2009, 13:13, Reply)

I'm kind of like a faux cunt.
So, were you pissed when you replied to wbm's thread this morning?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 13:14, Reply)

nah, nor last night neither.
there's this misconception about me being an alcoholic.
i'm a BORDERLINE alcoholic, unlike my father who is a full-blown-drinking-by-2-in-the-afternoon kind of a guy.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 30 Dec 2009, 13:17, Reply)

btw :faux cunt.
likes!
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 30 Dec 2009, 13:17, Reply)

I don't really care either way.
It did seem like a pretty drunk thing to say though.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 13:19, Reply)

you think?
i should try that more often.
so who we gonna bait?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 30 Dec 2009, 13:20, Reply)

That was a mild attempt to bait you
but my heart's not in it. Noone really likes to pick on the mong.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 13:22, Reply)

i do.
easy targets.
did you just imply i'm a mong?
you big meany.
shall i call you 4-eyes now to redress the balance?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 30 Dec 2009, 13:25, Reply)

If it makes you feel better, sure.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 13:26, Reply)

thanks 4-eyes.
very gracious of you.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 30 Dec 2009, 13:27, Reply)

Did she not put out on webcam for you?
Aww, diddums.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 13:34, Reply)

sadly not.
so i had to wait for my wife to go to bed so i could drink some gin or vodka and wank furiously over free interweb pron.
whilst being an expert on everything and building a house.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 30 Dec 2009, 13:39, Reply)

We opened our house to a bunch of b3tans in August.
What the FUCK were we thinking?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 30 Dec 2009, 13:05, Reply)

I caouldn't have a bunch of anything round at mine
Everyone is welcome but only in groups no larger than four.
That's two in each room, and I can keep an eye on the carpets and toilet.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 13:18, Reply)

We had ten of 'em.
Twelve if you count us. We have a 2 bedroomed flat.

Actually it was brilliant.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 30 Dec 2009, 13:20, Reply)

I have a two bedroomed flat.
I don't think I could handle ten.
There's ample room, but it's me neeeerves.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 13:29, Reply)

moar gin!

(Halfy By light alone, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 13:33, Reply)

Woo!
all round to mine in the 2K10!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 13:35, Reply)

Two sofas, a sofa bed and lots of spare cushions helped.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 30 Dec 2009, 13:35, Reply)

I have..
Two double beds, one sofa bed and two sofas. And mucho floor.
It's just me nerves!!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 13:37, Reply)

hehe
dunno, my parents came round the other week for lunch and managed to throw a cup of tea all over the sofa and carpet (when does a sofa become a settee by the way?) then dad got polyfilla all over the carpet and windows, so a bunch of drunken oafs should be manageable.

Unless someone breaks any of my camra beer glasses, then there will be death
(Halfy By light alone, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 13:41, Reply)

Camra man!
When does a couch become a sofa for that matter.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 13:44, Reply)

I'm a sad git
and have every cambridge beer festival glass from 1995 onwards and they are very difficult to replace, I'm not a materialistic person in general but my pint glasses and books are the exception to the rule
(Halfy By light alone, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 13:57, Reply)

hmm, me, 2009 & B3ta
Patronised a nice young lady, then made up for it by doing some fonz thumbs (EEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!) spent 6 months of shit trying to buy a house, then went into lurking mode
(Halfy By light alone, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 13:30, Reply)

in september
I kept everyone on offtopic up to date with the arrival of my baby, with blow by blow accounts of labour as it happened.
what happened with vampyrecat?
( ascorbate, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 18:08, Reply)