I'm retired from that game altogether I fear.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 14:15, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

You're just resting
You'll be back kid!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 14:16, Reply)

Thanks for the vote of confidence, mate
It doesn't feel like that I have to say. I can't face all the upset and pain. I entered into a 7yr relationship aged 19, straight into a 5yr one, then a 4yr one. I fucking resign.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 14:20, Reply)

I did a strange on-off ten year relationship with a batshit loopsville fromage 16
And since then the longest I have managed is 5 months.
I've been a bit of a commitment phobe up until now, understandably.
But I reckon I might give it a crack this year. If I find someone worthy of my brilliance.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 14:26, Reply)

best typo ever
"fromage 16"

hahahaha
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 14:28, Reply)

:D :D

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 14:29, Reply)

that's the cheese withdrawals for ya

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 14:29, Reply)

On the brain!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 14:30, Reply)

^ I read that in the style of Sen Dog from Cypress Hill

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 14:32, Reply)

Fromage in the membrane!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 14:37, Reply)

This made me giggle muchly
Cheers!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 14:38, Reply)

I didn't even notice it 'till you pointed it out.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 15:26, Reply)

I watched The Ugly Truth last night
it told me if I wanted a boyfriend I needed to get on the stairmaster and get skinny

I haven't got a stairmaster :((
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 14:33, Reply)

do you have stairs?
they're nature's stairmaster
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 14:38, Reply)

HOLY SHIT!
You have stairs????
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 14:39, Reply)

too right
that's how I get from one floor to another
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 14:41, Reply)

I fall down the stairs often.
They hate me.
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 14:58, Reply)

you just need to find someone sane with a penchant for civil war history and drug fiends

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 14:18, Reply)

She sounds like a rare gem
I'm sure she's out there...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 14:21, Reply)

Specialist interest stuff, that is

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 14:30, Reply)

you can't deny that you would need someone with "special interests"

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 14:31, Reply)

Anyone willing to take on my baggage
would have to be terminally stupid, and thus of little interest to me. Catch twenty muthafuckin two, yo.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 14:38, Reply)

good point
it is possible that someone will like you so much that they can deal with all that.

I can't think why, but I'm not a woman
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 14:40, Reply)

...or a total nutcase...

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 14:45, Reply)

I was trying to get away from the "only mentals can love monty" mindset

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 14:46, Reply)

My life is sad proof that this is the case.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 14:52, Reply)

could be worse
they could be mental and ugly
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 14:53, Reply)

A very bad combination
Until you throw unfeasibly rich into the mix, then it becomes more palatable.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 14:54, Reply)

only just
and then you have to hope they are mental enough to marry you then off themselves
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 14:55, Reply)

So true
look at Bernie Ecclestone.

There he is, under that leaf, next to the leggy Swedish model.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 14:56, Reply)

:)
Daft motor racing bastard that he is. He could climb right up inside her coiffured clopper.

Right chaps, that me finishing work early, hope 2010 brings us plenty of shits and giggles just like 2009 did!
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 15:00, Reply)

Yes indeed.
Have a great evening sir.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 15:01, Reply)

Me too
I've been married for 20 years as of yesterday.

For some reason my wifde doesn't want to wake up to find a strange women with me in in our bed (not that anyone else would actually want to wake up there. She woudl have to be really strange).
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 14:18, Reply)

that's 6 times longer than 2 out of 3 UK marriages last.
Good fucking work, old boy.

EDIT that might be 1 out of 3. Can't remember, sorry.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 15:02, Reply)

Thanks
My experience shows that keeping your wife locked in the basement makes for long marriages!

(Actually I really don't know why she has put up with me for the past 20 yrs of marraige and the 3 years before that. I'm a pain in the ass at least according to my daughters).
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 16:01, Reply)