Black Sheep
Watched it last night and nearly pissed myself laughing in parts. Unexpectedly watchable.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 5 Jan 2010, 13:46, 22 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Yeah, well I want to get my ears syringed.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 13:52, Reply)

Go for it!
The whooshy noise is fucking amazing! You won't regret it!
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 5 Jan 2010, 13:53, Reply)

Can you just request it?
Or does the doctor have to decide?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 14:02, Reply)

I'm going to get a tatto this month.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 14:02, Reply)

FFS get the tattooist to spellcheck it.
Really though, what you getting? A cute puppy forever?
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 5 Jan 2010, 14:09, Reply)

The top line of this....


But I'll make it look cooler by jazzing up the font or something.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 14:11, Reply)

I thought about getting my family's heraldic crest as a tattoo
and then I thought 'No. That might be the most pompous, gay, smug tattoo of all time', so I haven't had it done. I like Hebrew script though. It's well fonky.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 14:17, Reply)

I can't think on anything
that i would want tattoed onto myself. Possibly some abstract geometric shape, but then i would have to ask, why?

The names of my kids, yet again, why?

Something vaguely poetic in a foreign language, why?

A dragon?

A proper barcode of something mildly amusing or rude, or my date of birth or blood type that actually would scan. Then I would be like a scene from Naked, and it has probably been done to death anyway.

It's not that i dislike tattoos, they can be very cool if done proper, but they're just not for me.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 14:30, Reply)

I think I'm the same
My brother, the daft cunt, has a tattoo.

It's a green triangle (about 2 inches long on each side)on the inside of his forearm. I shit you not. He had this done a few years ago and that's as far as he's got.

I told him it looks like a 'this way up' sign, which is quite apt for the old pisshead...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 14:40, Reply)

Maybe he is a big Quality Street fan

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 14:59, Reply)

my friend has a big
VII. The reason: final fantasy VII
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 14:56, Reply)

Maybe this....

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 14:39, Reply)

That's pretty smart.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 14:40, Reply)

Get some ear drops first
The doctor usually won't syringe unless you have been using them for a few weeks beforehand
( M o D, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 14:12, Reply)

Nah, mine did it straight away
Mostly because wax had impacted my ear drum and I couldn't hear out of one ear. It was luvverly.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 14:29, Reply)

I had the same problem, bastards still made me wait a week

( M o D, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 14:34, Reply)

Is that the film with
Chris Farley in it? If so I agree, it is funneh!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 5 Jan 2010, 14:21, Reply)

I keep seeing Charley Farley...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 14:35, Reply)

I keep hearing the word 'flim-flam' on TV
It's rather strange.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 14:51, Reply)

heard it last night somewhere

Conspiracy
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 14:54, Reply)

filmflex
on virgin always sounds like 'flimflam' to me
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 14:55, Reply)

a woman just said it on
radio 6!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 15:14, Reply)