It's a fucking outrage, is what it is.
B69 was, briefly, more entertaining than the real bloody thing.

OMG GAZ THE MODS!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 16:49, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Too late, someone already did
I can hear the Wahmbulance siren calling us to our doom.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 16:51, Reply)

DOOM?
DOOMITELLSYA!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 7 Jan 2010, 16:51, Reply)

is it the same phantom modgazzer every time
or is there a gang of secret gazzers whimpering in the periphery of /OT?

Or maybe it's someone in ziz very thread right now......?

/Poirot
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 16:54, Reply)

whoever
smelt it, dealt it
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 16:54, Reply)

Hahaha
Now all we need is a hysterical woman we can slap... if you don't have any volunteers I'll do it! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 7 Jan 2010, 16:55, Reply)

I'm quite willing to hold my hand up and say that I gazzed the mods about Bert Monkeysex when he was being a racist cunt and overly rude to Gonz
His naughty step expired and he came back and then he left again. I presume of his own (honda) accord. I know there's a fair few others on here who go crying to the mods on a regular basis if there is the slightest bit of contention on here though.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 16:58, Reply)

Bert really did cross the line a couple of times and so deserved it
chompy and al, not so much
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 16:59, Reply)

He was breathtakingly offensive to me once.
The fellow had some kind of disorder, I think.

Alternatively....

HA HA - YOU'RE A MODGAZZER!!

MODGAZZER, MODGAZZER!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:04, Reply)

That's why I said I'll happily admit that it was me who gazzed them. About one person who was being an utter waste of oxygen
There's offensive and there's Fucking cruel and he didn't know where to draw the line.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:08, Reply)

I have to concur, he really was a most frightful oaf.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:11, Reply)

Bertie boy did kind of overstep the mark didn't he?
I know this is b3ta, but even b3ta has limits.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:11, Reply)

Wow, thanks =)
I don't think I've ever Gaz'd a mod because someone was being rude, only when people are flooding.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:22, Reply)

I've got a spreadsheet of all that have wronged me.
I gaz it to the mods every hour.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:00, Reply)

Me too
But my spreadsheet just says 'don't listen to Chompy, he's keeerazy'
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:02, Reply)

LISTEN TO ME MORE

(PsychoChomp, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:06, Reply)

But I already listen to you so much
how much more is more?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:08, Reply)

I'll make you an mp3 of me calling you an idiot in various ways for about an hour.
You should listen to that as you're going to bed every night.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:09, Reply)

Nah frankly your voice grates on me
so I think I'll give it a miss.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:16, Reply)

:(
bitch
(PsychoChomp, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:18, Reply)

RIGHT THAT'S IT. I'M GAZZING CR3.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:19, Reply)

I don't know how you can put up with her DiT,
you must have the patience of a saint.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:20, Reply)

And the arse of a 22 year old
;-D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:22, Reply)

IF YOU LOVE HIM SO MUCH WHY DON'T YOU GO MARRY HIM

(PsychoChomp, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:23, Reply)

I did
You wern't invited!

Ha-Harrrr!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:23, Reply)

I'M GLAD I WASN'T INVITED I HEARD THE CORSARGES WERE UNFLATTERING AND THE FOOD WAS SERVED ON LUKE WARM PLATES!

(PsychoChomp, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:25, Reply)

Fuck that for a game of soldiers
That was my mums department, I was there to say I do, get twatted and reap all the pressies, and boy did I reap! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:27, Reply)

Right I'm off home now
We'll continue this tomorrow... see you later you ruddy jazz musician!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:31, Reply)

bye, hate you loads.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:31, Reply)

Hate you more!
:D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:32, Reply)

I was under the impression that Wonderwall would be played.
Sadly, despite that being my favourite song in the whole world, AND, me not knowing them at the time, I wasn't invited.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:28, Reply)

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
R
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:26, Reply)

Me too!
*gazzes*
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:20, Reply)

*holds up handbag*
Oooooooh
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:19, Reply)

I'm flicking v's at everything you post now.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:20, Reply)

See now you're just stealing my moves
you suck!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:22, Reply)

SAVE US MODGAZZER !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:20, Reply)

Seems reasonably accurate

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:21, Reply)

I think I've just pissed myself

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:25, Reply)

Me too - utter, utter genius

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:31, Reply)

full of win :o)

( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:26, Reply)

Cot death is more entertaining than the original B69

(PsychoChomp, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 16:51, Reply)

you're not wrong there.
much more entertaining.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 7 Jan 2010, 16:53, Reply)

Whaaaaaaaaa...
But if you're you, and he's him, and he's you, and you're not you, then who's you?

*brain melts*
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 7 Jan 2010, 16:54, Reply)

i am me.
who are you?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 7 Jan 2010, 16:55, Reply)

Well I thought I was me
but now I'm not sure... maybe I'm al? All the time I thought it might be the case, but now I'm sure...

I AM ALTHEGEORDIE!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 7 Jan 2010, 16:57, Reply)

I'M FARTICUS!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 16:58, Reply)

NO NO NO, I AM FARTICUS!

( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 16:59, Reply)

Trudat

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:01, Reply)

*parps*

( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:02, Reply)

I'm Farticus and so is my wife

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:03, Reply)

Ok then, can I be Biggus Dickus?

( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:07, Reply)

In that case
I must become Incontinentia Buttocks!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:08, Reply)

OMG we like totally have sooooooooo much in common,
what with bra sizes and all ;o)
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:10, Reply)

I suspect my back has fattened to a 34 after Christmas tho!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:12, Reply)

WHY AREN'T YOU IN THE KITCHEN COOKING MY TEA, WOMAN?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:09, Reply)

COCK OFF YOU SEXIST BASTARD
fancy Greek lamb chops?
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:11, Reply)

Yes.
I'll be home sometime around 6.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:12, Reply)

Well, you can expect to find your dinner
IN THE DOG.
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:13, Reply)

No chance
I bet the lamb's not even defrosted yet. ;)
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:18, Reply)

*is rumbled*
Technically, it's still in the shop.
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:27, Reply)

Yeah please
Those sound great.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:13, Reply)

I'll bung some extra in teh oven.
7.30pm ok?
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:16, Reply)

Hmm, if it weren't for snow, that time would probably work
Can you just smush it to me down the inter-tubes?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:17, Reply)

I WILL DO THIS THING

( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:21, Reply)

Cheers
I'll be sure that my laptop's open so it can get out again.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:25, Reply)

No I'M ALTHEGEORDIE

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 16:59, Reply)

I'M BRIAN BLESSED

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 16:59, Reply)

DIVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEE

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:00, Reply)