There there Monty,
everything will be alright........
*passes red wine*
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:23, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

*guzzles*
Itsh no fuggin' good, Tourette's.....I just can't drink the image away....Gaz *hic* Top......G-G-GAZ FUGGIN' TOP, DO YOU HEAR ME?


*pisses self*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:29, Reply)

*passes baby wipes*

( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:30, Reply)

I think I may need some 'adult wipes', actually

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:32, Reply)

*wipes baby*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:32, Reply)

I like the juxtaposition of the rank word pisses

and the rather snooty self
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:32, Reply)

It's the very thought of Gaz Top, you see.
A mere mention of him and my usual decorum runs to the fucking hills.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:35, Reply)

I have no idea who he is...

yey I feel young!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:35, Reply)

He was, and I am 100% certain, still is,
a colossal helmet of the first water.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:38, Reply)

*Plays Star Man to jolt Monty back into the real world*

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:32, Reply)

Now, that's WELL below the belt.
Are you trying to drive him over the edge?
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:34, Reply)

No, no
If I wanted to do that I'd play something from his later years, like 'Absolute Beginners' or 'Dancing in the Streets'. Or perhaps that rendition of the Lords Prayer he did at Live Aid, or whatever it was.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:36, Reply)

Fuck, that's nasty!

( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:37, Reply)

*is a broken shadow of former self*
Big Issue mate? Spare change?

Oh yeah, we've all got stories, out here on the streets. Some pivotal moment where it all went wrong.....
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:37, Reply)

My humblest apologies, Monty old bean.
Gaz the mods, have me banned now, for I have monumentally fucked up on line. No naughty step for me. It's straight to the retirement home for ex b3tans.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:41, Reply)

*doesn't even recognise DG now*
I'm just tryin' to get some money together to get into a Night Shelter mate.

Monty? I used to know someone called Monty. I fink....

*coughs alarmingly*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:47, Reply)

come now chap
move along. we don't want your kind lurking around here
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:55, Reply)

RAAAAAAAAAAARGH
You fuggin' bastah....

*lunges crazily at Vipros*


GERROFF ME YA BASTAH!

*stinks*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:58, Reply)

I didn't want it to come to this
but you've become a danger to yourself and others

we're going to have to have you shaved, sterilised and destroyed
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 18:05, Reply)

NOW LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE DG!
I'm leaving your lamb chops in the shop!
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:39, Reply)