Sign up for this bash you miserable cunts.
www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/21651


Picture of beach near Tourettes and Davros in replies.

I defy you not to go....Ooooooo!
My photographic skills do not do it justice.
( girlinthehole, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 20:42, 35 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

( girlinthehole, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 20:43, Reply)

Also.



Bloody beautiful!

I think I only love them slightly more than that beach.
( girlinthehole, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 20:45, Reply)

*gasp*
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 20:51, Reply)

I hope that's not sarcasm.
I know most merkins have a problem understanding sarcasm, but you're not a typical merkin.
( girlinthehole, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 20:52, Reply)

sarcasm?!
that is gorgeous, darling, I'm quite jealous
I've been to the beach loads this year and it never looked that beautiful
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 21:00, Reply)

It's very pretty and all, but it's February. No beach in Northumberland is gonna look like that in February
Also it would break my M25 bash rule ,)
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 20:53, Reply)

I took those photos last weekend.
You are missing so much with your silly bash rules.

Don't you want to meet Tourette's very own bertmonkeysex?


( girlinthehole, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 20:54, Reply)

My silly bash rules are not of my choosing m'dear. They're enforced by a higher power

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 21:13, Reply)

God or your bank manager?

( girlinthehole, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 21:15, Reply)

Ha, bank manager. I do like the idea of the voice of god blaring down a decree that I will not go anywhere outside the M25 until I've qualified

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 21:21, Reply)

We will wait till your qualification then : )

( girlinthehole, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 21:46, Reply)

Bugger that. I like hearing about other bashes going on and seeing the pictures. I'm very glad I have so many people in London that I get along with and people willing to travel down here :)
Once I'm qualified my wages wont change dramatically - ie, I'll never be able to afford a house by myself, but I'll have a bit more breathing room than I do now.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 21:53, Reply)

There's always pole dancing.
I hear it pays well : )


I'm coming down to London this year. Monty likes me even though I'm a Bowie fan so I promised to visit him and deplete his charlie stash : 0
( girlinthehole, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 21:56, Reply)

You need to have co-ordination to do that though ,)
Cool, let us know when it is, it'd be good to meet you at last :)
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 22:02, Reply)

Did you not attend the Edin-bash last year?
Also, good point about February and beaches.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 21:10, Reply)

Nope

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 21:14, Reply)

Bigger waves in February
That looks prime surfing territory. If I hang around long enough for me to decide to go to a bash I want vipros to tell me where my surf technique is going wrong on a beach like that. As far as I tell those look like perfect beginner waves.

*has been surfing once and fucking loved it*

edit: seems inappropriate for me to sign up but nice waves.
(Fancy a weekend on my Raymondo Luxury Yacht?, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 21:29, Reply)

Innapropriate on B3ta?
Surely not!
( girlinthehole, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 21:45, Reply)

Where have you weed, Lou?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 22:40, Reply)

That
looks absolutely gorgeous. But though I'm up North around that time, I'm a bit too newbie :)
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 21:49, Reply)

Pish!

( girlinthehole, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 21:57, Reply)

posh
though am tempted, especially by those views
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 22:16, Reply)

You should totally make the effort.

(Craig Colclough I've been on the telly you know. And in the papers, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 22:38, Reply)

No such thing as being too newbie
that's a pish excuse, GET YER ARSE ALONG ;o)
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 22:51, Reply)

B-but
it's a birthday!

If I can get to Leicester from there on Sunday, and find relatively cheap accommodation, I might
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 23:18, Reply)

Birthday shmirthday
There's never a poor excuse not to attend a b3ta bash with a bunch of weirdos off the internet. We all had to start somewhere...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 7 Jan 2010, 23:33, Reply)

Go on then
I need a dirty weekend away.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 22:26, Reply)

HUZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
*rubs thighs in anticipation*
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 22:53, Reply)

I shall raise a glass to
you all from over here! Have fun! And those pictures are fucking gorgeous!
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 23:18, Reply)

It looks like I'm house-sitting that weekend.
Also, it's darn long and pricey from mine to there!
Would they consider moving?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 23:37, Reply)

Nope.
We like it where we are, thanks. But shame you can't make it.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 7 Jan 2010, 23:42, Reply)

My landlady's going abroad for some mourning ceremony.
she often ruins my plans, but it's my turn this time...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 23:46, Reply)

I might attend
I'm at Northumbria Uni, currently living in Haymarket. So it's not far. That's if no one minds a currently depressed student that no one knows turning up.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 2:20, Reply)

Go for it!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 10:45, Reply)

A couple of plane tickets
and we'll be there. Come on, someone in b3ta must have won a lottery sometime/somewhere!!!!!!!!
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 2:55, Reply)