Fucking wankers.....
I do apologise but, who thinks it is a great idea to put water all over their cars so it goes on the pavement resulting in me falling over and really hurting myself:(.....what is funny is that i had spend an hour and a half walking to work to fall right outside work.
So laugh it up.
What fun joys have you been up to this morning?
(Just Me being probed by aliens since, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 10:44, 20 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Unlucky on the fall
I managed to save face by doing my slippy slide in the quiet of morning, when no-one was around. I grabbed a bush and scratched my thumb but maanged to avoid a complete wipeout.

This morning I am the only one in the office (I walk to work) despite the roads now being fully black. I think some conniving women are using the snow to stretch out another day off. Bastards.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 11:01, Reply)

Go round grabbing bushes and you're gonna get more than a scratched thumb dude...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 11:05, Reply)

I've not had any complaints so far!
I do prefer the younger bush though, softer on the hand.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 11:09, Reply)

There are so many possible responses to this.
I feel unqualified to deliver any of them.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 11:11, Reply)

*insert peaodo joke here*
( girlinthehole, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 11:12, Reply)

*insert paedo*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 11:16, Reply)

hahaha
made my chuckle.
(Just Me being probed by aliens since, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 11:13, Reply)

Unlucky...
I had teh fear this morning thinking i have really hurt myself now what if no one is at work I have no money to get the bus back, if i fall over again I'm going to break something ^^.
(Just Me being probed by aliens since, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 11:12, Reply)

We all need crampons
but they're all sold out :(
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 11:06, Reply)

aww damn

(Just Me being probed by aliens since, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 11:10, Reply)

But
on a better note my BF and I went shopping on tuesday and so it was so great and snowy on the way back i fell right on my arse down a slope, My boyfriend laughed it up, "hahahahahahhahaha, that was so funny" Instant karma feel right on his arse mwhahahahaha.
(Just Me being probed by aliens since, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 11:09, Reply)

hahahah
That;s a brilliant idea. I'm going to go pour water on the pavement outside my office for some Friday entertainment
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 11:15, Reply)

You are one evil mofo.
Haha!
( girlinthehole, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 11:17, Reply)

*Insert FUUU rage face*

(Just Me being probed by aliens since, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 11:22, Reply)

Ouch...hope your arse is alright
I'm working at home today - decided not to risk it. And it's fun living in a terrace.

I'm not going to complain about my neighbours, because they've put up with my bad guitar playing without complaint so far. Still, from my room I can hear next door's toddler having a tantrum at all hours. (At least, I assume it's not the sound if him being brutally abused) And from our bathroom, I can sit on the karzi and listen to the couple on the other side arguing.

Apparently she's on her period today.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 11:16, Reply)

Post sanitary towels through their letterbox

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 11:17, Reply)

*clicks*
Admittedly I was tempted to shout "Mehehe! PERIOD!" back across the wall at them, but luckily common sense got the better of me. I think they'd have been able to trace it back to me too easily. The towels, on the other hand...
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 11:20, Reply)

You should have taken her round some chocolates
and loudly declared

I find it helps me at this time of the month
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 11:30, Reply)

Then bitch slap her and her her to man the fuck up

*gets can opener*

*opens worms*
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 11:33, Reply)

Hi everyone, what's.....
*ducks for cover*
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 11:54, Reply)