Not many people know this
I was one of those abandoned babies that you sometimes hear about. Found on a beach in County Clare in Ireland. I wonder if there are any others like me out there? Perhaps we could get together and form a club - abandonedbabies.com

So there you go.

/sighs wistfully
(Clerk T Hazarde are all the wine, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 13:41, 22 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

SON!!!!
I've found you at last.
( girlinthehole, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 13:42, Reply)

You are CHCB's abandoned child
AICMFP
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 13:44, Reply)

He can't be.
There's not enough vitriol in his post.
( girlinthehole, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 13:46, Reply)

only cause he was abandoned
and didnt learn it from her
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 15:51, Reply)

That's terrible!
You might have drifted up from Kerry. Poor fucker.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 13:45, Reply)

I'm named after that place

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 13:47, Reply)

Cunty Clare

(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 13:48, Reply)

I'm wasted on you lot.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 13:52, Reply)

Our Ma is named after a county in Ireland.
*gets coat*
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 13:55, Reply)

yay

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 14:10, Reply)

I apprechate the humour, Chompy, and I thank you for it.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 14:02, Reply)

Oh you complete fucking bastard
But you made me laugh
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 13:53, Reply)

Ireland?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 13:48, Reply)

Where's the punch line?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 13:48, Reply)

You want it all, don't you?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 13:49, Reply)

and I want it now.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 13:50, Reply)

Magnifico!

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 13:53, Reply)

CHEVROM ^^

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 13:59, Reply)

Just above the neck.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 13:58, Reply)

Here you go, have a photo of me sleeping outside Subway, waiting for them to open.
It was so cold last night, but I think they're going to open any day now, and I want to be the first customer.

www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=10624339&l=6b573c1b87&id=532685626
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 13:59, Reply)

Haha!
You mong!
( girlinthehole, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 14:02, Reply)

Beautiful

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 14:12, Reply)