Afternoon
I went to the pub last night, it cheered me up mightily. Although because my body clock was buggered from NYE I came back about half ten absolutely knackered, who wants to go to a club in Beckenham anyway. I went for a five mile walk with the dog that made me feel fantastic at about eight this morning as well.

I've only had three showers today, because there's a plumber here putting a radiator in. I think it's a sign.

But yeah, entertainment, Notting Hill at half nine. I can't wait. Just me, a bottle of white and Hugh Grant. *melts*
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 16:04, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I need a shower.
Ooh, or a nice long bath!

What type of dog?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 16:06, Reply)

ONLY 3?
how many is normal?
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 16:06, Reply)

He's having millions cos he's been bored

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 16:10, Reply)

/addticted to shampoo

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 16:16, Reply)

Or Original Sauce Mint Shower Gel
He likes the tingling a bit too much

EDIT: Source. I can't think 'mint' without thinking 'sauce'. Greedy cow.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 16:30, Reply)

Well twice a day normally
Not sure if I mentioned it on here but I've been thoroughly down in the dumps the past week, didn't leave the house for eight days for various reasons and got so bored I had showers to pass the time. I had nine on Thursday. Nine. I think the plumber is a message from God telling me to stop being such a twat.

Roota, she's a miniature Schnauzer, Molly be her name. Was quite funny/embarrassing through the woods, she's a right scruffy bugger (wouldn't change her for the world though) and I bumped into what must be a local Schnauzer dog walking group. All perfectly trimmed with beards et all, and then I bowled past with the dog equivalent of a homeless person. They looked at me as if was walking a dead baby on a lead. In other dog related news we're getting a cocker spaniel soon. We're going to call him Jonathan.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 16:15, Reply)

I love proper bloke names for pets!
Did Molly disappear in the snow?

How many layers of dermis have worn off?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 16:18, Reply)

It was between Jonathan, Frank or Raymond.
She did her best, she also accumulated a long, snowy beard round her mouth that stuck for about an hour. I'd have taken a photo but I have no bloody phone. Was ace.

And if I look closely I think I can see the bones in my hands.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 16:23, Reply)

Ace
That'll be entertaining later. Watch your veins instead of having another shower.
I have a disco light shower head for later. It's not mine. It's a present for my cousin's little girl, but I had to make sure it works. Ahem.

I wanted a gerbil called Donny Osmond and a cat called like Adam or something, but my cat was already called Tigger.
My aunty's dog was Floyd. I love that.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 16:27, Reply)

I have a hamster called Jack

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 16:45, Reply)

Awww, what kind?
My hamsters have been Basil (female), Holly (female), and Harvey (male).
Holly was some kind of giant, like a small guinea pig.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 16:51, Reply)

mine are winter whites
I had three - Jack Frost, Smorgasbord and Monkey. Monkey was awesome, but he died a couple of weeks ago :(

I've also had ones called Mozzarella, Freya, Neutrino and Quark (the last two were Robrovskis which are tiny tiny)
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 16:58, Reply)

Mine were all Syrian
My made usually gets the dwarf ones. But they don't last as long as Syrians :(
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 17:02, Reply)

Tell you what I'd love
A miniature pig. I think they're hilarious.

I'd name him Robert. Not Rob. Robert.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 17:06, Reply)

I'd really love it if you named him Robert Goulet
and ALWAYS called him Robert Goulet.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 17:11, Reply)

*googles*
awww! they are so cute

although is this one of those things where they breed cute animals which are plagued with genetic problems?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 17:11, Reply)

it's always sad that rodents don't live long enough
but my tip is don't buy animals from Pets At Home. Previous hamsters from there died of genetic things, Jack, Smorg and Monkey came from a proper breeder and are far more healthy.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 17:06, Reply)

How much is a hammy nowadays?
When Harvey died the cat was more sad than I thought he'd be, but my nerves improved...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 17:12, Reply)

the place I went to
charged me about £20 for three hamsters and a hamster ball. I think stupid pets at home charge about £6 for hamsters, so it's worth finding a good pet shop/breeder who is careful about genetic things.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 17:14, Reply)

Yeah what you paid is hardly expensive is it?
I'll bear that in mind if the urge to own a hamster returns...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 17:15, Reply)

you must be
very shiny clean
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 16:08, Reply)