THIS
bit.ly/6XbgD6

now and then i crave a burger or chips or pizza with jalapenos and mushrooms or a donner with extra chilli sauce no salad but some of those green chillis oh god oh god oh god

but its in my head, cos i ent actually hungry i just crave shit
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 10 Jan 2010, 20:58, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Oh I didn't realise it involved NOT EATING!
Argggghhhhhh!
( girlinthehole, Sun 10 Jan 2010, 21:03, Reply)

eat only quorn, mushy peas, beans and pasta
for one week, and you will lose 5lb
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 10 Jan 2010, 21:04, Reply)

What about wine?
I can't stop drinking it.
( girlinthehole, Sun 10 Jan 2010, 21:05, Reply)

you can have wine, but it will slow you down
I am running out. I'm drinking the cooking wine.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 10 Jan 2010, 21:06, Reply)

Classy as ever like

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 10 Jan 2010, 21:11, Reply)

Get out of our office, male!
Unless you want a whipping!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 10 Jan 2010, 21:14, Reply)

Not particularly
I'll just take this stapler and leave.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 10 Jan 2010, 21:16, Reply)

RUNNNNNN

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 10 Jan 2010, 21:16, Reply)

I have wine in a box.
Best invention evah!
( girlinthehole, Sun 10 Jan 2010, 21:16, Reply)

How desperate when you're squeezing it at the end though!!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 10 Jan 2010, 21:18, Reply)

I just tear it open and devour every last drop.

( girlinthehole, Sun 10 Jan 2010, 21:21, Reply)

Like a cat with a bag of cheese n' onion

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 10 Jan 2010, 21:22, Reply)

nah only a week. and its fud, just squeezed in a joose

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 10 Jan 2010, 21:05, Reply)

Some don't care for it though
www.amazon.co.uk/product-reviews/0007231474/ref=cm_cr_dp_hist_1?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=0&filterBy=addOneStar
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 10 Jan 2010, 21:54, Reply)

yer, fatties

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 10 Jan 2010, 21:55, Reply)