You can be Dewey
I'll be Decimal
(Bazongaloid, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 15:46, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I'll be Library of Congress

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 15:53, Reply)

Is the Library of Congress
a multi-volume book about shagging?
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 15:56, Reply)

Why, yes!
Yes it is.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 15:58, Reply)

It's not unlike the Diet of Worms.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 16:00, Reply)

That would make a less compelling title for a book about shagging.

( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 16:00, Reply)

yeah Monty do the words 'diet' and 'worms' make you feel sexeh?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 16:04, Reply)

No miss. Sorry miss.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 16:06, Reply)

*Does a "Shush!"*

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 16:08, Reply)

"lets get insexing"

(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 15:55, Reply)

Wow offers from you and AL
isn't it my lucky day
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 15:59, Reply)

You could do a lot worse than either of us.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 16:08, Reply)

*insert 'mong' picture*

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 16:10, Reply)

All the worse people left though
It's not like the old heady days of sexy stig, enticing ed and blazing blairoueoris
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 16:10, Reply)

man, the stig was annoying
he's the only person I've ever received a whiny gaz from. he just wasn't cut out for this place.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 16:16, Reply)

TERRIBLE nom de plume as well.
You're either saying 'I'm a neanderthal living in the modern age, at the dump', or 'I just LOVE 'Top Gear', me'.


Neither of which is frightfully enticing, I'd say.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 16:19, Reply)

It was the latter
He owned a few cars - one of which I think was sporty.
( djtrialprice, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 16:20, Reply)

He owned shagged a few cars - one of which I think was sporty.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 16:21, Reply)

to be fair to him
it was totally asking for it, the slutty mechanical minx
( djtrialprice, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 16:21, Reply)

al fucks bikes but he's still here

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 16:29, Reply)

Now I have that terrible 'been-all-round-the-internet' picture stuck in my mind
of that bloke in women's underwear with his cock up the exhaust of a Range Rover.

You know the one I mean, right?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 16:45, Reply)