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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Evening
Last night I did a fart that stank so bad it woke me up.

How did you wake up this morning?
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Entity is in hiding., Tue 12 Jan 2010, 20:13, 6 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
I just opened my eyes.
And lo! I was awake.

Accompanied by some slight grumpiness at it being so early and the knowledge that it wasn't, in fact Friday, but only Tuesday.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 12 Jan 2010, 20:17, Reply)
grumpy

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 20:19, Reply)
I was woken this morning by a phone call from work asking where the safe keys were.
They were in my pocket. Oops.
(Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 20:56, Reply)
With a distinct feeling of groundhog day.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 20:56, Reply)
With the unpleasant realisation
That I only had one lecture today but it was at 9.15 in the morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 0:23, Reply)
By a 9 month old golden retriever with the shits
whining madly with a need to go outside at 4:00 in the morning. Anyone want a dog? I hear they make good Korean food.
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 1:16, Reply)

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