I'm not sure it counts as a spectacular rejection
but I got the "Let's just be friends" speech from an off duty exotic dancer on Saturday night.

Not that spectacular for two reasons:
1) Aiming well out of my league I wasn't seriously expecting any other response
2) I'm not sure how I'd have felt about her profession long term had things gone differently anyway.
(bill, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 21:23, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

How exotic was she?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 21:29, Reply)

pineapple
and mango flavour
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 21:30, Reply)

Mango?! Wow..

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 21:42, Reply)

but no
passion fruit

that's why she was in scunthorpe
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 21:47, Reply)

*sad face*
She didn't want Bill tho, the ungrateful wretch.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 22:00, Reply)

From scunthorpe.
I'd say that's exotic
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 12 Jan 2010, 21:31, Reply)

Well it's got a fufu in the middle of it

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 21:41, Reply)

Pole/Table
If I'm remembering correctly.
(bill, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 21:34, Reply)

Plenty more strippers in the sea son.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 21:42, Reply)

Indeed there are!
and non strippers too!
(bill, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 0:02, Reply)

Aww man, this feels a bit like when Butters (from South park) goes to that hooters-for-kids place.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 22:18, Reply)

I haven't seen that one

(bill, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 0:03, Reply)