When's the last time you were spectacularly rejected?
I've been exceptionally horny all day today (stoked by reading Charlaine Harris' 3rd novel in the True Blood series).
So, I've just been telling my spouse about a lesbian dream I had the other night, along with a unfulfilled secret desire to snog another woman.
His response?
"Could you get some chicken wings out of the freezer for the dog's supper?"
He didn't even say "please" :o(
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 20:44, 56 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I think we are all now aware when I was last spectacularly rejected.
But on another note, I'll give you a snog if you want. You only have to ask : )
( girlinthehole, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 20:48, Reply)

Can I be so bold as to "weigh" you too?
WAY-HAY!

*snogs*
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 20:51, Reply)

JEZEBEL!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 20:52, Reply)

I'm no Jezebel.
I'm just very obliging.
( girlinthehole, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 20:53, Reply)

Can I use that one next time I'm drunk?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 21:02, Reply)

I don't see why not.
I always do.
( girlinthehole, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 21:04, Reply)

In my defence
I was at the top of the stairs, she was at the bottom, and her voice was drowned out by the noise coming from Sweary Jr's room and the extractor fan in the kitchen.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 12 Jan 2010, 20:54, Reply)

You do realise that once I've snogged her.
She will be mine.


Bwaaaahaaahaaaa!
( girlinthehole, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 20:55, Reply)

Also
I did hear the first part but she said something else when I was at the top of the stairs and I didn't hear it.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 12 Jan 2010, 20:56, Reply)

you've heard it now
so go and deal with it!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 20:59, Reply)

What does a women need to do to get ravaged around here?
*shakes head*
( girlinthehole, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 21:00, Reply)

How about it babe?
*smooshes*
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 21:02, Reply)

*smooshes back with double smoosh*
( girlinthehole, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 21:05, Reply)

Unfortunately
SJ is still up otherwise i would.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 12 Jan 2010, 21:27, Reply)

BOLLOCKS!
You heard it all downstairs, you were just far more interested in the dog's dinner.
HARUMPH!

Anyway, I'm off for a bath & shave me legs. Maybe the dog will appreciate that.

*flounces*
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 21:01, Reply)

Since he's the only bloke in this thread,
and he's in the dog house, how about we hoof DG in favour of some hot girlie action?
Excuse me briefly while I have that bath and shave for the laydeez ;o)
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 21:06, Reply)

I'm not sure it counts as a spectacular rejection
but I got the "Let's just be friends" speech from an off duty exotic dancer on Saturday night.

Not that spectacular for two reasons:
1) Aiming well out of my league I wasn't seriously expecting any other response
2) I'm not sure how I'd have felt about her profession long term had things gone differently anyway.
(bill, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 21:23, Reply)

How exotic was she?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 21:29, Reply)

pineapple
and mango flavour
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 21:30, Reply)

Mango?! Wow..

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 21:42, Reply)

but no
passion fruit

that's why she was in scunthorpe
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 21:47, Reply)

*sad face*
She didn't want Bill tho, the ungrateful wretch.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 22:00, Reply)

From scunthorpe.
I'd say that's exotic
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 12 Jan 2010, 21:31, Reply)

Well it's got a fufu in the middle of it

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 21:41, Reply)

Pole/Table
If I'm remembering correctly.
(bill, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 21:34, Reply)

Plenty more strippers in the sea son.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 21:42, Reply)

Indeed there are!
and non strippers too!
(bill, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 0:02, Reply)

Aww man, this feels a bit like when Butters (from South park) goes to that hooters-for-kids place.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 22:18, Reply)

I haven't seen that one

(bill, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 0:03, Reply)

OH man !
Dogs are awesome, I love dogs, what kind of dog do you have? I was talking to someone to day about old english shepherds, they're really cool dogs, they have white and gray hair and are really shaggy. I love shaggy dogs, but I don't think it would be easy to keep one.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 21:58, Reply)

the joke here is that I'm also ignoring you for dogs
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 21:58, Reply)

But gotta love those Dulux doggles

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 21:59, Reply)

I want a hot waterbottle cover made with their hair
That would be so cool.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 22:16, Reply)

I met one of the Dulux dogs used in the 80s
when I was a nipper.

yet another awesome claim to fame.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 22:19, Reply)

Actual Dulux advert dog??
I have to make do with my puppet one.
But it has sensors, so when you operate its mouth it barks. When you scritch its ears it goes "Hrrrrrrmmmmmmhrrrmmph" and when you stroke its back it goes "Howroroororrrrf".

I called it Meadow.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 22:26, Reply)

good joke
like it

*two thumbs up*
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 22:18, Reply)

I really never can tell with you...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 22:27, Reply)

I like breasts.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 22:08, Reply)

i like breasts

( broadsword, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 22:24, Reply)

I like
beasts
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 22:25, Reply)

ROAR!!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 22:27, Reply)

Women, KNOW YOUR PLACE.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 12 Jan 2010, 22:29, Reply)

Walking home from the local Reflex with a kebab in one hand
and shoes in the other?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 22:31, Reply)

Oooooozing class there.....
Now I'm REALLY tempted to switch teams ;o)
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 22:38, Reply)

I'm actually a bhaji or cheesy chips girl
But kebab sounds more universal ;)
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 22:42, Reply)

UPDATE/
The dog really enjoyed her supper :o)
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 22:39, Reply)

Oh I AM glad.
Did she appreciate your depilatory efforts?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 22:43, Reply)

She was too busy eating to notice.
Now her belly's full, she's asleep.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 12 Jan 2010, 23:15, Reply)

China just got rejected by Google
Google agreed to filter Chinese search results just so there would be a google.cn.

Recently, Google notices the gmail accounts of Chinese human rights activists are under hack attack.

Google traces these attacks back and spots the Chinese Government.

Now try doing a search on google.cn. It's all unfiltery.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 0:13, Reply)

I get spectacularly rejected
by my husband aaallll the time. Last time I stripped off naked in front of him he looked for half a second then turned back to the tv, thought for a moment, then said, "I've got to take the rubbish out."

*sobs*
*smooshes self*
(katfink, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 5:35, Reply)

POIDH
We must judge.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 8:14, Reply)

Christ, you people have the most depressing relationships.

(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Wed 13 Jan 2010, 8:22, Reply)

It's a question about rejection though
I'm sure there are hundreds of B3tans, delirious with mirth over the state of their relationships, who simply cannot contribute.
I swear on my neck.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 8:31, Reply)

Hmm..
if you can't find the comedy in that situation then yes, it might be depressing. Fortunately I can, so it's not.
(katfink, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 9:09, Reply)

Surely
letting the internet judge my pictures would make me no better than a lolcat.

Unless of course you mean pictures of my husband taking out the rubbish, that could be arranged..
(katfink, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 9:01, Reply)

rejection......
Now. I feel very rejected right now. The newish BF has a mate staying and as such I wont see him while the mate is here. Boy do I hate it when people compartmentalise so much. Don't flame me, I'm miserable and unhappy.........
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 10:14, Reply)