Where's roota? I'd give her 1.
I feel this is acceptable to say as I've no idea what she looks like
( djtrialprice, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 13:37, 5 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

aaaaah
there she is
( djtrialprice, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 13:37, Reply)

A man

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 13:37, Reply)

Yeah but when we step out in the town it makes us look like a normal heterosexual couple innit!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 13:39, Reply)

^this
is why I'd give her one. What a tongue.
( djtrialprice, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 13:40, Reply)

It's prickly
Like a cat's
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 13:42, Reply)

Like your legs then
Prickly, not like a cats
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 13:48, Reply)

They are at the mo
Are you under my chair AGAIN??
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 13:50, Reply)

Nope
I'm in your cavernous minge.

I used your leg hairs as handles to climb up.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 13:58, Reply)

Haha like the telephone engineer man!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 14:00, Reply)

Yep
And boy, have I got wood :D

*runs*
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 14:02, Reply)

*queefs*

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 14:03, Reply)

This is how I now look

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 14:06, Reply)

*shakes hand*
You fucking win!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 14:09, Reply)

Thank you :D

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 14:09, Reply)

she's quite tasty
you're safe there
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 13:38, Reply)

She looks like a bulldog chewing a wasp.
being hit by a burning shovel.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 13:40, Reply)

stop it!
I was already rocking a semi..
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 13:40, Reply)

Er, read above
I'm fucking TASTY
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 13:41, Reply)

He's from Devon,
that's the best he's ever seen.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 13:42, Reply)

you fucking mong
devon is chock full of hotties
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 13:45, Reply)

and I'm still fucking tasty, Chomp

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 13:48, Reply)

Not that you care what I think or anything?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 13:51, Reply)

Do one ya bute

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 13:54, Reply)

I'm very proud of that ultra burn. I got you good.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 13:57, Reply)

You can't burn tasty
You can't touch disss
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 13:59, Reply)

As say a Findus crispy pancake

Or a Tesco value battenburg cake?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 13:42, Reply)

Like some mash and gravy

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 13:43, Reply)

Oooh lovely

Let me just pop this sausage on you and we're ready to go!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 13:44, Reply)

Which is coincidentally what you use for makeup.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 13:44, Reply)

I use chalk and angel wings

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 13:50, Reply)

You'd give her a number one?
I'm not entirely sure if she's into The Erotic World of Jacques Cousteau.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 13:40, Reply)

Cheers Gonz

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 13:44, Reply)

I've been waiting 4 days to say "The Erotic World of Jacques Cousteau", waiting for the best moment to unleash the fantastic expression.
I ended up shoe-horning it into here.

I've got another good one that I'm binding my time with (can someone hurry up and say they had a shag at party, please).
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 13:47, Reply)

I had a shag at a party.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 13:47, Reply)

havent we all?

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 13:48, Reply)

Did you get a round of applause?
As in, The Clap
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 13:49, Reply)

Needs more work

(PsychoChomp, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 13:49, Reply)

I think you might be right there.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 13:51, Reply)