5
+ 5 because I have breasts.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 14:19, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Holy shit!
&c.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 14:22, Reply)

Aye
and they'll be getting a bit bigger soon...
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 14:22, Reply)

I feel somewhat cheated that they haven't ballooned in size yet.
Still, 5 months to go before my milk comes in.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 14:28, Reply)

milk, milk, lemonade...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 14:30, Reply)

Catface gets to play with the empties.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 14:33, Reply)

You wait til after you give birth....
...they will be like concrete pillows of heaven.

The downside is they become tender so 'soapy tit wanks' are not always high up on the female agenda.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 15:03, Reply)

Can I have a go on them before they start lactating?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 14:32, Reply)

yeah, though if you wait until lactation you get a free drink.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 14:33, Reply)

Gold top?

( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 14:34, Reply)

i like breasts

( broadsword, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 14:33, Reply)