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Free prescription drugs...
...and women take their clothes off when I ask them to.
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Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 10:03,
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latest was 16 years ago)
Rapist/drug baron?
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girlinthehole, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 10:06,
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how many GCSEs do you need to become a Rapist Drug Baron?
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 10:09,
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Three
One in tax evasion
One in business management, specialising in exports
and one in PE
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 10:12,
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alternatively
Spanish
Business Studies
Home Economics (for meth dealers)
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 10:13,
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DAMN! Underqualified AGAIN...
*quickly retrieves unopened notice letter from boss's office*
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 10:15,
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Umm, can I have
some Lexapro? Totally not insured, doc gave up all his free samples but it helped me, lots.
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Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 10:12,
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You are Peter Stringfellow
AICMFP
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 10:13,
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Well spotted my dear...
...have you ever considered a career in the entertainment business?
Perhaps you should stop by my office....
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Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 10:44,
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When you say 'free prescription drugs', do you actually require the prescription part? Because if not, I can make you a lot of money.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 10:45,
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I don't want to be struck off!
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Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 10:56,
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However if you want pictures of my patients....
...that can be arranged.
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Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 10:57,
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It would be totally worth it for me.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 11:23,
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Fair enough...
Fancy a smorgesbord of opiates and some meth?
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Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 11:28,
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OH GOD YES !
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 11:35,
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