D) Tell everyone "I bet Ray Mears would have trouble in Southgate High Street, but not me, nope, didn't drink one drop of piss eaither".

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 11:02, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I think Ray Mears is the only man I don't hate at the moment.

( girlinthehole, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 11:03, Reply)

I love his shows
but for a man who lives off berries and fish, he ain't half a porker.

I was thinking of doing one of his courses as they'd be really interesting, they're about £700 though. I think I'll chance survival on my own, thanks.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 11:05, Reply)

Fish don't live in the woods silly boy.
Edit - Oi cheeky.
( girlinthehole, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 11:06, Reply)

Some fish do

(PsychoChomp, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 11:10, Reply)

That must be the furry fish with the big teeth.

( girlinthehole, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 11:12, Reply)

Some woods have rivers in.
Also, mangroves.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 11:13, Reply)

I know.
I was joking.

It just sounded funny when he said fish from the woods.
( girlinthehole, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 11:14, Reply)

I said nothing of the sort
*shifty eyes*
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 11:18, Reply)

Now THAT is a neatly trimmed bush I conquered all by myself.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 11:05, Reply)

Needs more bark croissant

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 11:06, Reply)