I fucking hate you for making me watch that
All it made me do was recognise all the things Hugh cunting Grant said as things that have been said to me in the past and I've accepted.

I did not fucking laugh.
And it made my dad call me Big Knickers again.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 11:44, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Hugh Grant + Colin Firth
= heaven.

That's maths right there, that is.
No arguments.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 11:48, Reply)

Seriously, I'm never listening to you again
Watch Gilmore girls.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 11:51, Reply)

seconded.
I'm going to miss today's episode.
*SADFACE*
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 11:54, Reply)

If I don't get the box set for my birthday
then my family either hate me, or are the worst hint-takers ever.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 11:55, Reply)

They hate you

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 12:14, Reply)

They put frazzles in her pocket when she's not looking

(Bazongaloid, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 12:15, Reply)

Father?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 12:17, Reply)

You recognised my cock!

(Bazongaloid, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 12:18, Reply)

It was your lack of a left bollock that did it

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 12:19, Reply)

Was it chewy?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 12:26, Reply)

Like a dried apricot

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 12:33, Reply)

No juice left?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 12:39, Reply)

Not a drop

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 12:41, Reply)

I'll give it a go
It's not like my choice of television programmes could get any camper.

I'll need to finish season four of Desperate Housewives before I move over to GG though.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 11:56, Reply)

Fuck those craggy bitches right off
I know you'll love Luke. He's complicated but still just within your definition of dreamy.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 11:58, Reply)

Those "craggy bitches"
have been my best friends over the last three years. Except for Carrie, Miranda, Samantha and Charlotte of course.

Christ I need to get out more.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 12:08, Reply)