Mein Herz mit dich

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 15:31, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Hmmmm...
"Herz" sounds a bit like "Hertz". That has something to do with frequency.
"Dich" sounds a bit like "dick".

You frequently have a dick. Wow.


Oh, yes. I'm like a walking Rosetta Stone, me.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 15:36, Reply)

as we discovered earlier today
either too frequently or too infrequently. We don't know which though.
( djtrialprice, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 15:37, Reply)

I missed that...

( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 15:39, Reply)

search for "it's a sign of" on
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post617986
( djtrialprice, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 15:43, Reply)

Fucking hell, Chronicler!
Cheers!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 15:44, Reply)

I'm in yer internetz
dokumenting you're lyfe
( djtrialprice, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 15:46, Reply)

Don't tell anyone about that thing I did

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 15:48, Reply)

Don't worry
I'm the video too, I won't be letting anyone else see it anytime soon.
( djtrialprice, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 15:51, Reply)

I didn't know you could record webcam
Did he make you piss in a high-heeled shoe too?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 15:53, Reply)

Unfortunately it was a peep toe.

( girlinthehole, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 15:56, Reply)

properlols!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 15:57, Reply)

CHCB sneezed and nearly peed, but didn't because she has good mary-muscles
I said I almost did that once, and she said it's either too much sex or not enough. She can't recall.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 15:43, Reply)

Probably best to try getting lots of sex first
then if that was the wrong one you can always use a cork and some gaffer tape.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 15:45, Reply)

I don't need to try, mofo

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 15:48, Reply)

Hanging around at the docks with a sign saying "£10 for everything"
doesn't really count as sex.

Especially if nobody gives you ten pounds.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 15:49, Reply)

It's not the docks anymore
It's either Netherfield Road or the back of the Uni. But since that one got murdered it's a bit quiet behind Biosciences nowadays...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 15:52, Reply)

It's only quiet because I've started wearing a ball gag
apparently I was putting the research assistants off their lunch.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 15:54, Reply)

Your clients can't believe the lengths they have to go
to get you to quieten your enthusiasm for your work
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 15:57, Reply)

If only the rosetta stone was a sexy as you though.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 15:41, Reply)

I have a jigsaw of the rosetta stone
I wish I had one of Enzyme....
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 15:44, Reply)

Chevron-wrecker

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 15:45, Reply)

If you had one of Enzyme
the bit with his bum on would be missing.

Because you would have removed it in order to put your penis in the jigsaw.

So you could imagine that what you were doing was like having sex.

With Enzymes bum.

But you would just look like a lonely thread-deleting jigsaw-fucking hob-breaking child abuser.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 15:47, Reply)

that is becoming quite a litany
have you got it saved in a text file so you don't forget?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 16:23, Reply)

No, but I know a seven point plan that could improve your life!

(Bazongaloid, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 16:24, Reply)

I feel like I could really benefit from a 7 point plan to improve my life

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 16:24, Reply)

I think you probably could too.
I think it would start by presenting mrs vipros with your latest commisions.

Then impregnating her and bringing up the resulting offspring.

Next I would make sure that anything you pass, be it closed or open, which contains fermented grape of grain juice should be immediately poured down your gullet.

I feel then that some sort of course on the benefits of observation should be undertaken, possibly followed by detailed study on the soldering and bending of copper pipes and the correct way to attach them to radiators.

Now, although you have extensively renovated your current abode, I think the next challenge would be to construct a dwelling from scratch.

Then you should ensure that nothing you ever do or say could be considered incorrect.

And finally, you should have a nice cold beer. But don't let Mrs Vipros know.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 16:29, Reply)

I'm pleased to see that it is tailored to my own personal needs and situation
I will take this under advisement
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 16:32, Reply)

As an addendum
you should also come to that there london and consume a large amount of charcoal grilled lamb covered with lots of spicy goodness
(Bazongaloid, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 16:35, Reply)

it's looking increasingly less likely, in the short term anyway
I've got quite a lot on at weekends now, and tickets were more expensive than I expected.

edit: do you like the way I said "increasingly less"?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 16:38, Reply)

*is flattered and disturbed in equal measure*
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 15:51, Reply)

I'm disturbed that your flattered and disturbed in equal measure when disturbed should really be winning.

( girlinthehole, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 15:52, Reply)

This is a fair point...
I'm still not sure whether I can make it out on Saturday; what do you reckon I should do?
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 15:55, Reply)

Eh!
Make it out where?
( girlinthehole, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 15:57, Reply)

To a jigsaw fetish club

(Bazongaloid, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 16:02, Reply)

Where does this bit go? I can't seem to fit it in anywhere...

*points at withered erection*
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 16:24, Reply)

Yeah that sounds pretty true.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 16:26, Reply)

I think it goes
in the replies to a different post...

EDIT: Oh, I see what you mean. Meh.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 16:26, Reply)