ha ha head mental!

odd time for a bath?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 17:30, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

My bathing routine has always been ad hoc.

( girlinthehole, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 17:39, Reply)

Is that where they hit you with twigs afterwards?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 17:44, Reply)

No that's the fun bit before I need to take a bath.

( girlinthehole, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 18:18, Reply)

Should've known...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 18:42, Reply)

Nothing wrong
with an early evening clean.

Just jumped out the shower for the fourth time today. I need a hobby.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 17:45, Reply)

Oh God

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 17:45, Reply)

you really do
maybe one that gets you covered in filth, then the showers will serve a purpose
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 17:48, Reply)

I think a job would be more appropriate than a hobby

(Bazongaloid, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 17:59, Reply)

I plan
to hit the gym once again (only running and cycling, I can't stand those idiots on the weights who befriend other idiots on the weights on the count of them also being an idiot into lifting weights) in February, but I steer clear of them first month of the year as they're full of fat messes swearing "this year I'll lose the belly".

Although I can hardly speak as I desperately need to slim down.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 18:00, Reply)

You can plan all you want
but the sheer fact that you've already said you won't go there until February and then some shit excuse means that you won't actually go there at all.

Either Man The Fuck Up and go for a run or shut the fuck up and accept that your going to die fat and alone and move on.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 18:28, Reply)

The words 'once again'
Imply that I already go. I always steer clear in January, you'd be mad not to.

And for the record, I've already accepted that I will die alone thank you very much. But fat? Not a chance. I've always maintained the day someone can use the word fat against me as an insult is the day I hang myself. I just want to get back into my 30" jeans.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 18:46, Reply)

I've been twice already
and if you're that scared of other people in the gym, then you're in denial about how fat you are.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 21:24, Reply)

It's the 19th
I've been... counts on fingers... 9 times this month. Twice is once a week and what's the point of that?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 21:43, Reply)

I have a fairly manual job too
so it's not like I'm sitting on my arse all day moaning on the internet about how shit my life is.

How shit is your life these days? Enjoying the red wine?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 21:50, Reply)

Less scared
and more can't deal with the frustration fat messes taking up space every January brings.

I'll get back into my gym every other day routine from next month. Then I can dust off the 30" jeans that have been laughing at me since Christmas.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 21:50, Reply)