I honestly think they're auditioning it with other uses in mind
One's single and menopausal, the other has two toddlers that sleep in the middle of her and her partner.
I don't think either of those ladies are getting any.

But suddenly they're on about back aches and "Ooh Roots, would you bring that massager in... I'm thinking of buying one but wanna see what it's like..."
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 9:52, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

You're honestly thin?
I believe ya ;)
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 9:54, Reply)

Ssshhhhh
;-)
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 9:55, Reply)

hah
you are almost certainly right about their motives

toddlers sleep in between them? why do they let that happen?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 9:56, Reply)

Even if they say no they said they wake up with them there.
I used to sometimes get in bed with my mum and dad, buut I'd shout in and ask in the middle of the night. The first time she said "No." I apparently bellowed along the hall, "EXCUSE ME, BUT I'M STILL UNDER FIVE YOU KNOW!"
How I was not the victim of infanticide I'll never know.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 9:58, Reply)

this is yet another reason not to have children

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 10:00, Reply)

KIDS NEED BOUNDERIES.
Preferably marked by six foot high barbed wire fencing.
( girlinthehole, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 10:01, Reply)

and machine guns

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 10:02, Reply)

I find they need boundaries.
*Smug*
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 21 Jan 2010, 10:03, Reply)

Ah yeah, but it was nice to now I could go there if I'd had a nightmare or something
I just didn't take the piss.
Apart from the thunderstorm when I was 15.
I just ran along the landing with my fingers in my ears and dived between them. My dad jumped up and went "Fuck off will ya!!"
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 10:04, Reply)

Locking kids in the attic works.
It did me no harm.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 21 Jan 2010, 10:06, Reply)

Haha!
Wuss!
( girlinthehole, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 10:06, Reply)

I'm much better with thunder storms now...
Honest...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 10:08, Reply)

Surely a lock on the door would solve that problem?
Or am I missing something?
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 10:42, Reply)

Then they have kids howling all over the house
Don't ask me, I'm the same with my cat, so it's only fortunate that I have not procreated.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 10:44, Reply)

Procreating
with your cat? Is that legal? Or even possible?
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 10:48, Reply)

Well we are getting married
as soon as THAT becomes legal.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:11, Reply)

It depends which door you select for the lock.
This calls for an experiment.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 10:49, Reply)

Rohypnol
would probably be a better solution.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 10:50, Reply)

There are a growing number of people who routinely give Calpol to their children
For no other reason than to make sure they go off to sleep.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:10, Reply)