hah
you are almost certainly right about their motives

toddlers sleep in between them? why do they let that happen?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 9:56, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Even if they say no they said they wake up with them there.
I used to sometimes get in bed with my mum and dad, buut I'd shout in and ask in the middle of the night. The first time she said "No." I apparently bellowed along the hall, "EXCUSE ME, BUT I'M STILL UNDER FIVE YOU KNOW!"
How I was not the victim of infanticide I'll never know.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 9:58, Reply)

this is yet another reason not to have children

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 10:00, Reply)

KIDS NEED BOUNDERIES.
Preferably marked by six foot high barbed wire fencing.
( girlinthehole, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 10:01, Reply)

and machine guns

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 10:02, Reply)

I find they need boundaries.
*Smug*
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 21 Jan 2010, 10:03, Reply)

Ah yeah, but it was nice to now I could go there if I'd had a nightmare or something
I just didn't take the piss.
Apart from the thunderstorm when I was 15.
I just ran along the landing with my fingers in my ears and dived between them. My dad jumped up and went "Fuck off will ya!!"
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 10:04, Reply)

Locking kids in the attic works.
It did me no harm.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 21 Jan 2010, 10:06, Reply)

Haha!
Wuss!
( girlinthehole, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 10:06, Reply)

I'm much better with thunder storms now...
Honest...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 10:08, Reply)

Surely a lock on the door would solve that problem?
Or am I missing something?
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 10:42, Reply)

Then they have kids howling all over the house
Don't ask me, I'm the same with my cat, so it's only fortunate that I have not procreated.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 10:44, Reply)

Procreating
with your cat? Is that legal? Or even possible?
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 10:48, Reply)

Well we are getting married
as soon as THAT becomes legal.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:11, Reply)

It depends which door you select for the lock.
This calls for an experiment.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 10:49, Reply)

Rohypnol
would probably be a better solution.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 10:50, Reply)

There are a growing number of people who routinely give Calpol to their children
For no other reason than to make sure they go off to sleep.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:10, Reply)