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( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 16:26, 85 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I blame Mel Gibson
If he ate more raw onions and dog biscuits then the Scots wouldn't be in this mess.

"RiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiGGS?"
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 16:35, Reply)

hey
I know that guy.

well 'ard 'e is. wanna steer clear of him like
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 16:37, Reply)

My local Turks sell it
I must confess I am tempted to try it, to see what all the fuss is about.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 16:37, Reply)

I want to try it too
might get hammered on it and go see the monks who make it
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 16:39, Reply)

for best effect I think it has to be drunk
either in a bus shelter, or on a town centre bench, with some red-faced compadres and one token woman, even more red-faced and blotchy than the chaps.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 16:50, Reply)

I know just the girl
and she's authentic scottish as well.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 16:51, Reply)

Parfait!
*Poirot face*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 16:51, Reply)

I fucking love Poirot
I bought a book a little while ago, and when stoned took great pleasure in reading out his dialogue in a David Suchet style.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 16:53, Reply)

Me too mate
(apart from the weird gay reading-it-aloud-in-a-silly-cod-Belgain-accent shit - that's all yours)
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 16:54, Reply)

you should try it
admittedly I was fucking caned, so that sort of thing seems like a good idea, but I'd suggest that you are likely to be in a similar position
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 16:58, Reply)

It is severely likely
I have some rocking Nepalese at the mo. By God it's like putting a lead crash helmet on every time I smoke it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 17:01, Reply)

that sounds good
I'd lent a couple of spliffs worth to a mate who had run out. he repaid me with much nicer stuff. absolute joy. his dealer is cheaper and gets better stuff, so I'm getting from him in future!

the advantage you have in the metropolis is that you get some choice I reckon, whereas we get whatever is put on our plate.

it's like freaking Oliver Twist down here....
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 17:05, Reply)

Excellent: your regular chap is about to fuck off anyway, no?
Nice timing.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 17:13, Reply)

he went just after christmas
fortunately there was a seamless changeover to someone else. this other, cheaper, better guy is more reliable and deals to a friend who I hadn't seen much, but we have been hanging out more, so I now have access.

my mate who buys from him is a fucking monster. He'll put 3 times as much gear in a joint as I would
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 17:17, Reply)

I tend to roll
really thin spliffs with king size silver rizlas and put roughly as much puff in as tobacco, well certainly 1/3 green to 2/3 Drum. I dont smoke regular cigs, so i totally hate those big phat joints that have a lot less gear in than my thin, 'golden ratio' doobies. It's more like a fag with a token amount of puff in, horrible.

I haven't had a spliff rolled with a cigarette for about 10 years, absolutely revolting.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 17:22, Reply)

I can't fucking stand spliffs made with a cigarette
it revolts me.

I do similar to you, with a delicate cone. 1/3 green to 2/3 baccy.

the question is: roll with the roach in, or out?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 17:24, Reply)

In - but I've only been doing this for a year or two
It's 'tres continentale' to do it that way.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 17:24, Reply)

I was always firmly in the roach out school
then thought I'd broaden my horizons and learn to do it both ways, and suddenly discovered that the reason I couldn't roll coners is because I need the roach in to do it.

similarly: roach to the left, or roach to the right? Right for me
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 17:26, Reply)

Left, but I am left-handed.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 17:28, Reply)

I knew there was something sinister about you
ahahahahhahahahahahhahaha.....gasp....hahahhahahahhaha
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 17:28, Reply)

roach to the left
I have never looked back since I started rolling with the spliff in. Having the right roach actually makes the spliff roll by itself almost. I roll the best spliffs of anyone I know, I'm not trying to be smug, its just a fact. I can usually roll one in such a way that I only need to lick the skin where the roach is, it holds itself in. For years I struggled with the three single skins approach, then try and jam a roach in at the end, the results were usually less than acceptable.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 17:36, Reply)

I roll well
mainly because I enjoy doing it so much. My mates and I used to argue like fuck when we were younger, about how shit each other's joints were.

My mate Stacey skins up faster than anyone I've ever met and hers are always awesome.

Best person I've seen is my cousin, who taught my brother, who taught me
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 17:40, Reply)

*grudgingly lols*
My surname is a borders term for left handed, we are something like 5 times more likely to be left handed than is the norm. Our castle had the staircases spiralling the other way from normal because of this.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 17:37, Reply)

nice

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 17:39, Reply)

I have to admit to being a
'fucking heavy duty reefers' man. I may smoke less of them, but they (to quote Cheech and Chong) 'grab you by the boo-boo'.

EDIT I may not actually smoke less of them, especially when I am coked up.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 17:22, Reply)

christ
you're going to fuck me up when we finally have a session.

I'm used to them, and am ok, but put red wine in the mix and I'll be jousting with the white knight before you know what is going on.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 17:24, Reply)

Maybe - maybe not.
We shall see....

*buys red wine*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 17:27, Reply)

Lucky bastard
I know the feeling you describe. It's times like that, that you literally feel 'stoned'. Feeling like a lump of granite, and just as immobile.

Should be getting that Diesel/Cheese hybrid, Chiesel, on Saturday. It gets some rave reviews!
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 17:10, Reply)

Hope it's all true!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 17:15, Reply)

You all scare the shit out of me
I buy medium-strength homegrown, and smoke no more than half a gram a day, with less than 0.05g in every joint - a mouse skull, a tiny pinch. Never get through more than an 1/8th a week.

Think I'd get the fear smoking with any of you.
(Fancy a weekend on my Raymondo Luxury Yacht?, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 17:35, Reply)

to reassure you somewhat
and to possibly horrify the others

I'll smoke a joint most nights, maybe a full size and a small one. on thursdays I'll skin up a few more for band practice and maybe 4-6 each on saturday and sunday, and I can eke out an eighth for a couple of weeks.

admittedly I'm smoking other people's draw as well
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 17:38, Reply)

that's pretty sensible
not at all what I'd imagined
(Fancy a weekend on my Raymondo Luxury Yacht?, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 19:09, Reply)

my habit is more long-lasting than intense

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 19:23, Reply)

Me too
I can smoke 15 joints in a day, but that wont be more than about £5 worth of weed.
(Fancy a weekend on my Raymondo Luxury Yacht?, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 19:28, Reply)

I tend to smoke speciality hash or Thai weed
simply because one of my oldest friends deals in exotics. I probably smoke bud once a week if that.

I probably smoke 3/8 a week on average.


EDIT shit - looks like i really am a fucking fiend. Damn.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 17:48, Reply)

I'd smoke more if I could afford it and if it didn't get frowned upon ;-)

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 18:18, Reply)

If I could get hold of some Morrocan hash..
Or Manali Cream.. oh for some sweet sweet Manali. Only stuff that doesn't make me at all paranoid, just everything turns all beautiful. Wonderful, wonderful stuff but so so hard to get hold of. My man assured me some was on its way, but that was in November :(.

3/8ths is not a fiendish amount really in my experience. It's about what most serious smokers I know smoke. My brother can smoke a teenth in one large bedtime joint (this is bad news when it's my stuff).
(Fancy a weekend on my Raymondo Luxury Yacht?, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 19:03, Reply)

Well
The last stuff I got was a quarter of Cheese, and it was so strong and incredible it lasted me the best part of 4 months. Best puff I've ever had in mainland Britain.

A teenth a month is pretty good going. Admittedly I rarely smoked it during it the week, if I did, I would be up till 4am, easy.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 17:50, Reply)

Cheese..
How is that stuff enjoyable? It's like setting off a ceiling fan of paranoia in the mind, an ever revolving evil that makes me forget basic logic and just think "wibble, wibble" over and over in an everlasting space-time warp.

*realises that's probably a recommendation for Monty*
(Fancy a weekend on my Raymondo Luxury Yacht?, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 19:09, Reply)

I've been high grade skunk for ages
So the high THC content in the Cheese didn't hit me that hard, I find it quite exhilirating actually. Good body load as well. Although I seriously miss good solid, Nepalese Temple Ball for example, serious stuff.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 19:26, Reply)

I think I like the balancing effect of the cannabidiols
the concentration of them goes down when THC-levels are bred into the new super-hybrids (granted, all weed out there has been cross-bred by humans, even the stuff growing on hymalayan mountainsides).

There was a scientific study done with one cannabidiol comparing it, double-blind fashion, with a popular schizophrenia treatment. It came out on top with less side-effects. This sort of thing interests me.

Cheese, AK-47, superskunk and all that just remind me of taking acid.
(Fancy a weekend on my Raymondo Luxury Yacht?, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 19:32, Reply)

Fair enough
Although the reviews I read of this Chiesel said it was well balanced. Lookin forward to it!
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 20:20, Reply)

Seriously
It's the angry youths that drink it, the ruddy faced jakes have an air of knowing, they don't seem to touch it up here. Commotion Lotion is strictly for the fighting classes.

But yeah, try it by all means, it is thick and rank, difficult to stomach, and I only had a mouthful. It had a taste that, no matter how much you had, it wouldn't get any better.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 16:59, Reply)

Thank you for trying it for me. I have heard enough.
I think the reason I think derelicts drink it is down to Rab C Nesbitt.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 17:01, Reply)

should that be
drank rather than drunk?
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 16:56, Reply)

No, it shouldn't.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 16:57, Reply)

ok
was just checking.....
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 16:59, Reply)

No problem.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 17:02, Reply)

You should.......
it is rather yum....
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 16:43, Reply)

have you commited a violent crime in the last 3 years

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 16:44, Reply)

Do What?
Who? Me? I'm a lady I will have you know. I have BREASTS. I do not do violent crime even after large amounts of Bucky......although a certain unlucky chap is in for the kind of attention which is going to leave him whimpering.It's ok we are both old enough.......
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 16:52, Reply)

*vomits copiously*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 16:52, Reply)

We don't want your sort in MK anymore
get out.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 16:51, Reply)

Cliff Richard would be appalled.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 16:52, Reply)

I'm going....
*walks away dejectedly*

but I'll be back. At 9am tomorrow for the whole day. Lucky me....

anyway - you apparently already have this type over here (Lakes....)
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 16:53, Reply)

It is truly rank.
Has the taste and consistency of very thick cough mixture.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 21 Jan 2010, 17:04, Reply)

I quite like Bucky
When I was in my 20s we used to have this thing called Teenage Friday.

We'd congregate at my flat (not a bus stop) and each week it would be somebody else's turn to buy a 'teenage' drink, eg Buckfast, 20/20, Thunderbird or whatever. We'd watch shit films like Friday, buy porn mags and ring sex chatlines. Sometimes we even wrote a bit of moosic.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 16:48, Reply)

good times
took a bottle of 20/20 to a party at uni. everyone fucking loved it.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 16:50, Reply)

I'm slightly creeped out by this. I don't know why.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 16:50, Reply)

it's your latent homosexuality

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 16:51, Reply)

Nice attempt at deflection, Bronski boy....

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 16:53, Reply)

I'm clearly not gay
my hair isn't styled enough.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 16:54, Reply)

Maybe you're a gay tramp?
Have you ever thought about that as an explanation?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 16:55, Reply)

it crossed my mind
but I dismissed it. I don't smell of piss.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 16:56, Reply)

The smell of Marc Almond's spunk is so powerful it masks the piss.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 16:58, Reply)

ha ha ha aha
*gags*
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 17:00, Reply)

^this

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 17:02, Reply)

Ah no it was a complete giggle

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 16:53, Reply)

20/20
Why has nobody mentioned that other early 80's delight Thunderbird?
That was the drink of choice for me and the local NCC guys back then - way before the pubs were open all day Sunday.....
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 16:55, Reply)

Roota mentioned Thunderbird in the post above ;-)

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 16:56, Reply)

well spotted
I got rather muddled with all the posts appearing all at once lost the thread. Coupled with lack of alcohol this week it is understandable....
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 17:00, Reply)

Thunderbird.
Another utterly rank concoction. I have thrown up many times after a bottle. Hideous stuff.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 21 Jan 2010, 17:08, Reply)

Thunderbird+spliff
=Roota unable to speak and dancing the Mandela Shuffle over and over, trying to speak with her eyes, and grinning inanely.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 17:10, Reply)

Thunderbird + fresh air
= DG projectile vomiting all over college sports field running track.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 21 Jan 2010, 17:16, Reply)

Why?
Simply Why?
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 16:52, Reply)

I don't know, but I can remember crying with laugher
as we tried to talk to Mucky Mandy on some 0898 number, holding a dictaphone up to the mouthpiece so we could share it wtih everyone else the next day.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 16:54, Reply)

She was probably only next door
You could have just gone round and spoken to her.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 17:00, Reply)

She was called "Muckeh Mandeh"
We didn't want to SEE her!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 17:02, Reply)

Or share it with yourself later that evening

*flick*
*flick*
*flick*
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 17:01, Reply)

*bwawk*
There was nothing sexual about these evenings!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 17:03, Reply)

*agrees with a knowing smile*

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 17:04, Reply)

Nothing Sexual eh?
0898 numbers and using a dicktophone.

How much more sexual could you be?
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 17:06, Reply)

it was for teh lolz!!!
You people...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 17:08, Reply)

Use
Your finger like anyone else ...
(Medical_Male Say aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 17:52, Reply)

Oh, I see, yeah', hahah, yeah', I guess my invite got lost in the post.
=(
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 17:37, Reply)