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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I'm lazing around considering having a little sleep before I pop out
to do what I need to do (leg waxing) and I can see two pigeons in the tree outside and my neighbours have had a new satellite dish put up.

My life is *that* thrilling.

What can you see out of your window today b3tans?
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 15:40, 106 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
Grey sky
and the roof of the office. Not very exciting.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 22 Jan 2010, 15:41, Reply)
You and Monty have cheered me up no end
that nap is looking very inviting.
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 15:43, Reply)
We are the official cheer up crew of b3ta.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 22 Jan 2010, 15:44, Reply)
Bloody hell, times are hard

(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 15:44, Reply)
*low fives*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 15:46, Reply)
everything about you is low
your brow etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 15:50, Reply)
my tolerance level of shit jokes etc.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 15:53, Reply)
precisely
edit: I like the way you left it a few hours and then posted "CHINNER!" under the Jimmy Hill picture. Nice work old man.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 15:53, Reply)
And that David Bowie album was called Low.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 22 Jan 2010, 15:58, Reply)
And that Nick Lowe album...
...was called 'Bowi'
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 16:11, Reply)
MY HEAD HURTS

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 16:18, Reply)
Have a pipe mate.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 16:30, Reply)
I am going to get fucking LANGERED this evening

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 16:34, Reply)
Good man yerself...
...and a fine choice of word.

What is the poison of choice?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 16:36, Reply)
*grumbles about having to keep head reasonably straight until after gig*
fucking 1am finishes
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 16:38, Reply)
I will open my account with a couple of beers
I have a chum coming over for steak, we shall drink a nice Malbec with the meal, hit the Thai weed and cognac once we've eaten, at which point I shall bust out 2gs of coke, crank up the tunes and annoy the hell out of my neighbours.

If and when we tire of this behaviour a sneaky DMT pipe may end proceedings.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 16:56, Reply)
I remember kids saying
"Chinny reck-on" to Jimmy Hill when I was young.
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 16:02, Reply)
I could look at that pic all day
I fackin lav it.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 16:06, Reply)
me too
it is glorious

and it has made me want to get a pipe
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 16:07, Reply)
Grey, bleak misery
in the form of a North London industrial estate.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 15:41, Reply)
*slits wrists*
*informs internet*
*waits to be saved*
*falls asleep*
*dribbles*
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 15:44, Reply)

*rings tabloid newspaper*
*prints story littered with inaccuracies*
*references b3ta as a social networking site*
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 22 Jan 2010, 15:57, Reply)
Hooray!
*fame*
*fortune*
*drug problem*
*dodgy nights out with footballers*
*doggie nights out with footballers*
*asplodes*
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 15:59, Reply)
a lot, I live on a hill
trees, an industrial estate, hills, a football pitch, a car shop, houses virgin call centre, the land registry and port talbot works 15 miles away

edit: and a wind farm
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 15:45, Reply)
That's a romantic picture you paint there
Especially the call centre bit.
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 16:00, Reply)
i like to think
of my window as the perfect place to be wistful

or spy on call centre workers depending on my mood
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 16:21, Reply)
glorious blue sky
seagulls
the lake
the back of one of the shit local radio stations
into the dull financial people's office next door
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 15:45, Reply)
i can just about see a lake, too
...and a closed down Macro
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 15:46, Reply)
well
I have to sit up straighter to be able to see the lake, because it is right next to my office, and I'm on the second floor.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 15:49, Reply)
pass the croissant old boy


Lake is left of the middle behind trees
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 16:11, Reply)
pah
mine is much closer than that.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 16:12, Reply)
Fog
Thick, grey fog.

And trees

And the outline of the business unit opposite with its eerie orange lights.
(I helped save b3ta! SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 15:46, Reply)
I can see my mate
He's wanking off a goat with a massive dildo up his arse. A dildo like Geoff Capes' arm if he'd been inflated by a giant pump. We're all really pissed. Wanking. Dildos. Horse porn.

/Mr Hanky the QOTW poo
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 15:49, Reply)
haha
this amused me
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 15:49, Reply)
"Brilliant sir!
Have a click for the brilliant Geoff Capes reference. You're so funny. I'm in love with you Spanky. Can't wait for next week's wanking-based japery. It'll be brilliant.

Love from

Your fans on QOTW"
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 15:59, Reply)
I have my back to the window, I can only see the wall
which would be depressing if I hadn't just ordered pastel coloured post-its and stripey paperclips. Oh yes, that's right, I am such a REBEL.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 15:49, Reply)
Where did you get your paperclips from?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 15:56, Reply)
That's what you do, isn't it?

(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 16:01, Reply)
No, it's a running joke that I look like a paperclip salesman,
I actually work for the NHS.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 16:05, Reply)
well if you need stripey paperclips
now you know where to go
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 16:08, Reply)
Yep. It's just as I said...
it's what you do....to lure unsuspecting internet users into your web of deceit.

I've seen your type before.

You and your coloured paperclips...before you know it we'll all be sending you pictures of our cocks.
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 16:08, Reply)
*waits by gaz*

(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 16:15, Reply)
Yes? Can I help you?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 16:20, Reply)
*snorts*

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 16:22, Reply)
From ZenOffice supplies
You can't make me switch, they send me cakes!
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 16:02, Reply)
Our sationary bloke brings us chocy chip biscuits
When he can be bothered to move.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 16:08, Reply)
ours bought us bucks fizz, chocolate and fancy biscuits once
we had to use up a stationary budget quickly, I think they liked us
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 16:17, Reply)
I genuinely misread that as 'fanny biscuits'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 16:29, Reply)
"is your unborn child peckish?
you need FANNY BISCUITS! All the goodness of fish in your quim"
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 16:34, Reply)
Hob-knobs?

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 22 Jan 2010, 16:37, Reply)
stripey?
nice
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 16:12, Reply)
ohhh yeeeeah

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 16:38, Reply)
The Hanging Gardens of Babylon
Just glimpsable behind Slough power station
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 15:52, Reply)
I never used to listen in geography
but I have my suspicions that this may not be true.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 15:54, Reply)
you're thinking of the other
hanging gardens of babylon

this one has more capital punishment in it
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 15:56, Reply)
It is true
There they are, right next to the great Pyramind of Chops.

A massive pile of meat, famous in Slough for being the source of the Nile.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 15:57, Reply)
This made me laugh

(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 16:01, Reply)
All part of the "service"
*winks*
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 16:03, Reply)
aww
I don't geddit and now I feel fick.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 16:03, Reply)
The Great Pyramid of Cheops
Though I believe it is pronounced chops. Perhaps with a really quick "e"
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 16:06, Reply)
I thought it was pronounced 'Kee-ops'
rather like the little spacker from Battle of the Planets.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 16:07, Reply)
Bugger, you're correct
Or are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 16:09, Reply)
And rather like the latter day Sunny Delight that we all adora
Kia-ora
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 16:11, Reply)
The UK version of BOTP
completely edited out the gay storyline that was in the Japanee version....apparently.


*transmutes*
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 16:13, Reply)
Zoltar changes sex in one of them
The whole 7-Zark-7 stuff was added in by the Yanks to fill in the narrative gaps created by the heavy editing they had to do to make it 'acceptable'.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 16:24, Reply)
Me?
All I can see is rows of misery etched faces. Not a window in sight. When I do eventually climb the stairs to freedom, I walk into one of the most polluted streets in Europe


Fact.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 16:09, Reply)
fuck waxing
outside my window is ice and sleet and a grim day
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 16:10, Reply)
Once I'm done though I'll be like a newly sanded down car
or possibly like a freshly plucked chicken carcass.
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 16:12, Reply)
a sanded down car doesn't feel as good as a freshly shaven leg

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 16:17, Reply)
Heather Mills
...prefers a sanded-down leg.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 16:29, Reply)
I'll bet she loves her wood polished

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 16:34, Reply)
Are you tempting me with a Sid James moment?
Oh go on then...she can polish my...ah fuck it, I can't be bothered.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 16:38, Reply)
A massive lake
Which is rather nice.


(Shippy likes linebreaks and doesn't care what you think, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 16:12, Reply)
That's very nice,
where is it?
(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 16:13, Reply)
I bet there is Toblerone and yodelling.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 16:17, Reply)
i reckon
moose and maple syrup
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 16:19, Reply)
wait, no
just seen profile
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 16:23, Reply)
And the sign that says..
'Welcome to Switzerland'?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 16:27, Reply)
Nothing to see here...

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 22 Jan 2010, 16:39, Reply)
ninja

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 16:43, Reply)
damn
your view is nicer than mine

unless you have a thing for call centres
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 16:15, Reply)
that is a massive lake
I think you win the lake competition
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 16:15, Reply)
Rolling Cotswold hills...
...with a light fog.

Edit - Damien Hirst's lorry just went past.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 16:14, Reply)
I can see into the building opposite…
yesterday a man disappeared under the carpet for 25 minutes, today the office had desks and people in it before I went to lunch, when I came back they were all gone, desks as well! I think I’m going to stop spying on them, its hurting my brain.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 22 Jan 2010, 16:20, Reply)
Seriously girl, what is going on with your head/eyes???

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 16:22, Reply)
I don't know
I am a bit worried I'm cracking up, I would ask others in the office but I don't want them to think I'm 1. Mental or 2. Looking out the window all the time.

Boooo!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 22 Jan 2010, 16:26, Reply)
I'm sure they are fully aware of both 1. and 2.

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 16:29, Reply)
They are a little bit
but don't fully understand the level of mental, only a handful of people where I work are subjected to the real me!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 22 Jan 2010, 16:43, Reply)
I would mention it.
Somebody else would have seen some of this... IF IT REALLY HAPPENED!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 16:42, Reply)
It did, it did
I swear it!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 22 Jan 2010, 16:44, Reply)
*hugs*
I know...
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 16:45, Reply)
Ha!
Confirmation! One of the other girls in the office just piped up 'that office is empty, it was full earlier'
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 22 Jan 2010, 16:49, Reply)
That was convenient wasn't it!
*phones the doctor AND the optician*
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 16:52, Reply)
How very dare you
there's nothing wrong with my eyesight... its my hearing that's fucked! :)
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 22 Jan 2010, 16:55, Reply)
Hahah
But I now need to know WHY this is happening over there.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 17:08, Reply)
Me too!
Someone else said there were police over there when I was off earlier in the week - I wonder if there was some sort of dodgy operation going on!!?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 22 Jan 2010, 17:17, Reply)
OH LORD
Have you blown the cover on a surveillance op???
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 17:24, Reply)
better than them just sitting there surely?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 16:23, Reply)
I guess
This way is concerning me though! :S
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 22 Jan 2010, 16:27, Reply)
drugs in the
air con?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 16:24, Reply)
It is entirely possible.

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 22 Jan 2010, 16:34, Reply)
Only sky
My bedrooms are in the attic and have high small dormer windows
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 16:23, Reply)
Any pigeons fucking?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 16:28, Reply)
i saw a pigeon nest today!
still not seen pigeon chicks
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 16:30, Reply)
I sometimes hear them if they're on/in the roof

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 16:33, Reply)
I have a stream running outside my place.
It's lully and tranquil and I like to watch the ducks swim by and the squirrels run up the trees.
The only window that doesn't look onto it is the kitchen window, I just see the apartments across the walkway.
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 18:48, Reply)

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