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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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But I forgot how cold Newcastle is. It's got loads worse since I left last month, I've got the shakes bigstyle and I can barely feel my toes. I don't know how you northerners cope, but those of us born and bred in SE London were not prepared for this. My room is so useless that it's no warmer than outside. I can't stand these fucking halls.
(, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 21:26, 1 reply, 16 years ago)
you're at a shit university. You should have gone to Manchester.
(, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 21:28, Reply)
as long as I could look at your arse crack.
(, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 21:31, Reply)
I'm totally doing that pre cum thing at the thought of seeing Clendrix crawling under my sink and fiddling with my U-Bend.
(, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 21:35, Reply)
They've got books and people learning, and things like that.
(, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 21:35, Reply)
But 90% of the people in my college were from the South East, so it wasn't really very Northern.
However, being called 'flower' by a male bus driver on my first day in Wakefield was quite disconcerting...
(, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 21:46, Reply)
I am what you call ridiculously lazy, had a conditional offer for Manchester but I only do the bare minimum to scrape through. Just how I am. I absolutely love Newcastle (seen Fulham play here three times, seen them win three times - and we're fucking useless), and I'd go to university if there was no degree at the end. This place is particularly good for my course however.
Being honest I just want to avoid work for the next three years and go out thanks to free money in the form of grants.
(, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 21:33, Reply)
you're the one convinced that you're not a fat lazy cunt. Newcastle must suit you to a T. I'm surprised you haven't moved to Middlesborough to be closer to the Parmo's though.
(, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 21:34, Reply)
But lazy and a cunt? Those are two of my defining qualities.
(, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 21:41, Reply)
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