GONZ IS VERY POORLY!
He is in the hospital feeling very blue and bored and he can't play on b3ta.
Let's create a nice thread of love for him to see when he comes back.
What do you miss most about Gonz when he's not here?
( thealternativefact, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 10:36, 28 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I miss his emintile cheese sandwiches.

( thealternativefact, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 10:38, Reply)

with jellypeenos

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 10:40, Reply)

Oh man, he's totally screwed
He should consolidate all his illnesses into one easily treatable hospital stay, drop out of uni and get a job.

Hope he gets well soon
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 10:38, Reply)

His oarsum speelings.
Hope he's back on his feet soon.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 10:39, Reply)

Poor sod.
I miss his wonderful idiosyncratic spelling. It really makes me smile, and not in a piss-takey or patronising way. It's charming. That and the frankly inexplicable obsession with shit-mongers Subway.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 10:39, Reply)

They're probably the reason he's hospitalised,

( thealternativefact, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 10:41, Reply)

You want a needless trip to the hospital?
We've got a Sub for that!
( djtrialprice, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 10:48, Reply)

I miss his dog campaigning.
man, he should totally get a dog. In fact if there was an Interfauna I'd send him a get well soon pug.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 10:42, Reply)

I miss his relatives banging on my door.

( girlinthehole, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 10:46, Reply)

I miss his consumer campaigning
I vote with my wallet and let companies know I like/dislike their goods and services by repeat custom or boycott where appropriate. Gonz takes it to another level with his Open Letters.
( djtrialprice, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 10:47, Reply)

His Mum.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 10:56, Reply)

his enthusiasm is great
despite being surrounded by horrible bastards and people full of hate (all of us) he still manages to be chipper.

and the way he goes "oh boy! oh boy!" makes me chuckle every time!

get well soon Gonz.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 10:59, Reply)

I hope he doesn't die.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 11:05, Reply)

Ahhh,
you're lovely, you are.
( thealternativefact, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 11:08, Reply)

It's a lovely sentiment, isn't it?
I might steal it.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 11:12, Reply)

Thanks, I'm a real softy underneath it all.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 11:14, Reply)

Clendrix
I like you, and I'm going to let you finish, but Gonz has the best memes in the world. IN THE WHOLE WORLD!
(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 11:16, Reply)

YES!

( thealternativefact, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 11:19, Reply)

Gonz was like a little puppy
Eager to please and astounded by the most mundane of things, yet still piddles over your new sofa.
I'm sure we all have our own precious memories of Gonz we will treasure for ever.
He will will be sorely missed.

*keeps this handy, just in case*

Get well soon you street urchin.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 11:23, Reply)

I miss how much he loves dogs
That always makes me smile. I hope he does get one eventually, it would make the him so happy.

Edit: Oh! And I miss how he can never decide what to buy when he goes food shopping.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 11:43, Reply)

Hello stranger
how's uni going?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 11:51, Reply)

Still pretty good at the moment.
Apart from the whole exams thing. Where have you been?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 11:54, Reply)

Busy at work
I spent three days watching water drain out of holes in the ground in watford last week, this week I have to dig holes in Winchester. Happy days.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 11:58, Reply)

Sounds thrilling.
However do you cope with the excitement?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 12:04, Reply)

Percolation rate testing for septic systems?
Oh yeah, hope Gonz is better
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 12:07, Reply)

Get well soon Gonz!
You can come back and make jokes about the cats!
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 11:54, Reply)

I miss his exuberance
I miss how he says 'swell guy', and I haven't seen a picture of a pug or a piece of salmon for 72 hours now.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 12:15, Reply)

Wot no Gonz?
:(
(Fancy a weekend on my Raymondo Luxury Yacht?, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 16:23, Reply)