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Apologies if this has been done before , however I shall start with 2 of my best examples.

Police Intelligence

The Best of Coldplay
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 13:19, 84 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
Why not make a list of 25 of these and e-mail your friends?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 13:19, Reply)
PASS THIS ON TO ALL YOUR CONTACTS
OR THE BOOGEY MAN WILL GET YOU!!
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 13:27, Reply)
An interesting thread started by PurpleDoris?

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 13:23, Reply)
Ouch.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 13:26, Reply)
Sorry
Did I stand on your toes?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 13:26, Reply)
double
ouch.
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 13:36, Reply)
Al the geordie.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 13:26, Reply)
Ooooooooo
that's unnecessarily personal!
(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 13:27, Reply)
And yet amusing too

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 13:27, Reply)
Alright?

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 26 Jan 2010, 13:29, Reply)
alright flim-flam

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 13:29, Reply)
alright vipros
alright flim-flam
(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 13:32, Reply)
alright althe'geordie'

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 13:32, Reply)
ALL-BLOODY-RIGHT THEN!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 13:33, Reply)
alright roota

(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 13:34, Reply)
No need to shout.
Hi lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 13:34, Reply)
Alright Roots

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 26 Jan 2010, 13:35, Reply)
Alright Penguin

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 26 Jan 2010, 13:35, Reply)
Alright Al

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 26 Jan 2010, 13:35, Reply)
Alright Vipros

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 26 Jan 2010, 13:35, Reply)
Alright Flimflam.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 13:37, Reply)
Alright BGB
:D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 26 Jan 2010, 13:37, Reply)
Stop this right now
You shower of bastards
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 13:38, Reply)
Alright Roota?

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 13:39, Reply)
Feck

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 13:40, Reply)
Alright roota

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 13:39, Reply)
off

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 13:40, Reply)
Alright Roota

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 13:41, Reply)
Alright Noel

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 26 Jan 2010, 13:43, Reply)
Tehe

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 26 Jan 2010, 13:39, Reply)
villains

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 13:40, Reply)
You love it

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 13:41, Reply)
Alright Pingu

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 13:41, Reply)
Alright Python

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 13:42, Reply)
I see you've clearly been talking with 'da layteez'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 13:43, Reply)
'He was keeping a snake in his pants. I called the police.'

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 13:44, Reply)
'....the LURVE POLICE"


"he's so FINE it's GOTTA be illegal"
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 13:45, Reply)
'Fine' as in 'long and thin'?

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 13:47, Reply)
No. Fine as in 'dining'
*Barry White voice* MMmmm Mmmmmmmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 13:50, Reply)
Alright Flimmers

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 13:42, Reply)
Alright Mont

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 26 Jan 2010, 13:42, Reply)
what sweets are you having delivered?
after successfully negotiating with virgin yesterday to get loads more channels, better internet and a V+ HD box for just a bit more money, I'm now trying to get a new mobile phone contract with a Wii and Wii Sports Resort...
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 13:38, Reply)
The Wii can be used as a mobile phone now?

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 13:39, Reply)
no

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 13:40, Reply)
Sad times
It's only a matter of time until it can be.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 13:41, Reply)
Hey well done on the negotiating with your mad skillz!
I'm having the following sweets delivered:

Strawberry astro belts
Apple astro belts
Cola bottles
Blue/pink cola bottles
Tiny turtles
Foam mushrooms
Lager Tops
Fruit Salads

WooooOOOOOooooo! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 26 Jan 2010, 13:42, Reply)
Is this for some sort of special occasion?
Or just a standard week?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 13:43, Reply)
I have ran out - sort of
So I need to top up the supply! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 26 Jan 2010, 13:47, Reply)
It was my best mates birthday a few weeks ago and she lives in New Zealand.
I sent her a box of sweeties from A quarter off and she was a very happy bunny.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 13:49, Reply)
They are just wicked!
That's where my supply comes from, they always have good stock and they're cheap too! Hurrah! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 26 Jan 2010, 13:56, Reply)
I think he's been deeply hurt by this comment
It's destroyed his sense of identity.

Having a flim-flam-tastic week? And by that I mean one filled with sugary goods.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 13:30, Reply)
Awwww bless 'im
I am indeed having a flim-flam-tastic week thanks! How are you doing?

My sweets are being delivered tomorrow - I am most excited! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 26 Jan 2010, 13:36, Reply)
I'm great
No deadlines looming, meaning a quiet week, and yet another packet of cookies sitting beside me. Still no double-choc chip though.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 13:37, Reply)
Ah cool stuff - no deadlines, that must be nice! :)
Oooooh cookies! Nom nom nom
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 26 Jan 2010, 13:45, Reply)
No deadlines it truly awesome
The fact I've run out of cookies again isn't. I may go buy more sugary treats.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 13:46, Reply)
Good plan
You can never have enough sugary treats! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 26 Jan 2010, 14:01, Reply)
Are they going in the new fridge? :D

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 13:39, Reply)
Hehe nope
They'll be going in the MASSIVE sweetie jar of JOY! *gurns*
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 26 Jan 2010, 13:45, Reply)
Jumbo shrimp.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 13:36, Reply)
Alright Tugnut.
You're my 87th favorite B3tan. Did you know that?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 13:38, Reply)
PRAISE INDEED

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 13:40, Reply)
I was going to say she was my favourite...
...but feel rather let down.

Thanks though Monty. Honestly, I am OK.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 13:42, Reply)
I'm somewhere in the low 20,000s

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 13:44, Reply)
Now you know damn well you're in the top 50.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 13:47, Reply)
What does one have to do to make the 50?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 13:51, Reply)
Now that is the million dollar question.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 13:55, Reply)
Is it to do with not mentioning your sister's cans?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 13:57, Reply)
Nah! that was my own fault for mentioning them in the first place.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 14:00, Reply)
Did I make a drunken pass at you?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 14:08, Reply)
Men don't make passes at me, not even drunk ones.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 14:10, Reply)
Want a hug?
*opens arms*

And this is not a cheap attempt to increase my ranking.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 14:18, Reply)
Haha!
No, you're ok. It's something I learnt to live with a long time ago.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 14:26, Reply)
You just don't recognise passes.
I was going to 'drop the hand'.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 14:35, Reply)
Suck off Fat Bob in A & R.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 13:55, Reply)
*does victory lap*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 13:57, Reply)
Yessssss.
Scored!
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 13:41, Reply)
It's like getting raped by Barrymore in here!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 13:43, Reply)
Alright Barrymore?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 13:44, Reply)
Long, hard to follow, and confusing on the eyes?

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 13:44, Reply)
Buggered if I know...

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 13:51, Reply)
Enough
about you, lets talk about breasts.
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 14:25, Reply)
On a similar theme
American Intelligence

Tory Leadership

Arab Unity
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 13:47, Reply)
This fellow:

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 13:55, Reply)
WINNER!!!!

(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 13:58, Reply)

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