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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Last night we saw Mum-to-beI have only ever seen Mum-to-be in my pub, but there 'she' was in all her finery walking along our road last night.
Mum-to-be is an oldish geezer who dresses as a pregnant lady, with a big long curly blonde wig, ruby red lips, a headscarf, and of course a cushion up 'her' dress.
She comes into our pub, makes a huge deal of patting her bump and only buying soft drinks, then she gets a baby names book out of her giant Mothercare bag and leafs through the book with exaggerated movements.
I honestly wasn't phased because it takes all sorts in my pub, and most of the other staff are used to her now as well.
Only trouble is - she's been pregnant for about two years now...
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 15:33,
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Yupthat sounds like a fully paid-up card carrying mentalist
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 15:35,
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No, really?What was the deciding factor for you?
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 15:45,
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Ordering soft drinks in a pub(
Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 15:47,
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Are you sure it's notDavid Walliams?
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 15:46,
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There's a well known woman in Salford, Pat Flat On Her Back.Famous for having sex on the pool table, and showing the barman her norks. Class man.
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Is this in Manchester by any chance?There used to be a guy like this there.
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Mrs Entity is in hiding., Thu 28 Jan 2010, 20:55,
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