I'm in a net cafe.
There's an absolute NUTTER at the counter, talking nonsense. He's just shouted "I'm going to rape your arse at the guy serving. I'm actually getting freaked out. When did you last see a bus station loony?

Edit. he's been here over an hour asking how his mobile charger works.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 28 Jan 2010, 15:09, 27 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I dunno something about a bash I went to once or something.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 15:10, Reply)

Bus Station Loonies
Like what these chaps are:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bus_Station_Loonies

I haven't seen them for years!
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 15:18, Reply)

I'm going to be recording in a studio run by the old bass player
TRUFAX
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 15:22, Reply)

They did a cover lp of Chas 'n' Dave tracks I think.
Lp. I'm showing my age!
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 28 Jan 2010, 15:23, Reply)

Rupert The Bear
was the best cover EVER!!!
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 15:25, Reply)

Sydney underground has it's fair share of nut jobs
often well-refreshed native Australians*


*pissed-up abos (in un-pc bordeline racist terms)
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 15:26, Reply)

Melbourne
There's a fair few there, usually around Swanston Street (opposite Fed Square)
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 15:28, Reply)

It's very sad (and quite scary sometimes)
I spent 3 weeks last year running the gauntlet at Redfern station.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 15:30, Reply)

Bus and train stations seem to attract them.
Amsterdam metro has the scariest collection of smackhead beggars I've ever seen. Seriously bad. I was bricking it when I had money out. I thought I was going to get needle mugged.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 28 Jan 2010, 15:36, Reply)

Un-pc? Racist? On b3ta?
GTFO
( thealternativefact, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 16:03, Reply)

Last night we saw Mum-to-be
I have only ever seen Mum-to-be in my pub, but there 'she' was in all her finery walking along our road last night.

Mum-to-be is an oldish geezer who dresses as a pregnant lady, with a big long curly blonde wig, ruby red lips, a headscarf, and of course a cushion up 'her' dress.

She comes into our pub, makes a huge deal of patting her bump and only buying soft drinks, then she gets a baby names book out of her giant Mothercare bag and leafs through the book with exaggerated movements.
I honestly wasn't phased because it takes all sorts in my pub, and most of the other staff are used to her now as well.
Only trouble is - she's been pregnant for about two years now...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 15:33, Reply)

Yup
that sounds like a fully paid-up card carrying mentalist
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 15:35, Reply)

No, really?
What was the deciding factor for you?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 15:45, Reply)

Ordering soft drinks in a pub

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 15:47, Reply)

That he drinks in Roota's pub.

( girlinthehole, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 15:48, Reply)

Well yes...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 15:48, Reply)

That's the one

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 15:59, Reply)

That's almost sweet in a obviously mental way.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 15:44, Reply)

I know

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 15:45, Reply)

Are you sure it's not
David Walliams?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 15:46, Reply)

Oh no
She's a big lass...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 15:49, Reply)

There's a well known woman in Salford, Pat Flat On Her Back.
Famous for having sex on the pool table, and showing the barman her norks. Class man.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 28 Jan 2010, 15:48, Reply)

Is this in Manchester by any chance?
There used to be a guy like this there.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Thu 28 Jan 2010, 20:55, Reply)

Paddy
My local has a lovely chap called Paddy. He's harmless, drinks halves and is not quite right. Sometimes he collects the empty glasses just because he's nice like that.

I took my little boy to the pub on Saturday afternoon and Paddy gave him 50p.

He's a lovely chap is Paddy.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 15:53, Reply)

I took my little boy to the pub on Saturday afternoon and Paddy gave him 50p...

... for a blow job
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 16:21, Reply)

HA!
That's where you're wrong.

I've taught him not to accept anything less than a tenner for a BJ
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 16:56, Reply)

Has Anyone Seen My Camel?!!!

( Peej, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 16:24, Reply)