Its new QOTW day so the question is
Is SpankyHanky telling the truth this week?

www.b3ta.com/users/searchposts.php?id=48610&board=qotw
( Peej, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 16:34, 42 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I've just finished reading that
Quite a touching tale.

I'm waiting for Agnostic Antichrist to tell his tale of 'When September Ends'. It's full of emo gimpyness.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 16:35, Reply)

GAHHH!
FUCK OFF!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 16:48, Reply)

DO IT!
or I will :0)
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 16:56, Reply)

I'll consider it
And that's the best you're getting!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 17:13, Reply)

YAY!
Out tomorrow?
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 17:16, Reply)

I was tempted to say yes.
Until I got to the stupid, typically spanky ending.

And the reply claiming it was 'One of the best replies to a QOTW EVA!!!!111!!!!1111!!"
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 16:40, Reply)

what about the reply from me calling him a helmet?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 16:41, Reply)

I hadn't seen that bit.
But now I have, and I enjoyed it.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 16:44, Reply)

It was definitely one of the best replies to a post.

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 16:48, Reply)

oh Monty.....
He bears his heart infront of us all and you go and call him a helmet!

Tee Hee ;0)
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 16:49, Reply)

No comment.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 16:42, Reply)

I have put my two penn'orth in
But Monty beat me to it.
And that's fine.
I don't normally bother with the Spanky thing, but that was a glaring error.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 16:43, Reply)

He's fixed it

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 16:44, Reply)

I'll fix you in a minute!
*shakes fist for no particular reason*
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 16:50, Reply)

But Spike, I'm incorrigible.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 16:53, Reply)

I'll give you incorrigible!
*shakes fist in a confused manner*
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 16:54, Reply)

I'll give you friends!!
A mate's dad said that to her once, as he flung us out.
It looked to me like he was NOT giving her friends, but taking them away.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 16:57, Reply)

My dad still does that now
He oftens threatens to give me ***** in a minute

EDIT: I've just realised that has left me wide open to abuse!
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 16:59, Reply)

Especially when he makes you lie in THAT position...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 17:01, Reply)

It's my favourite

( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 17:08, Reply)

No
Obviously.

EDIT: Though now I've actually read it, it might be true.
Maybe I've tripped over my own reflex.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 16:52, Reply)

Oh Enzyme,
I was thinking the same but his reply to other replies made me think otherwise.

Plus it was very serious stuff compared to the usual Spanky stuff.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 16:53, Reply)

Oh great, make me feel bad
The one time I call him up on something and his mate's REALLY dead.
Great...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 16:55, Reply)

Still feeling incorrigible?

( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 16:57, Reply)

Yes

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 16:58, Reply)

Strangely
I feel no remorse whatsoever. Even utter helmets get bereaved too, I s'pose.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 16:57, Reply)

That's coz you're a cold hearted fiend

( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 16:57, Reply)

www.storyarts.org/library/aesops/stories/boy.html
(PsychoChomp, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 16:59, Reply)

I thought the wolf ate the sheep?

( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 17:07, Reply)

Aye -
See the edit. My reflex said that it was fictitious, but then I read it.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 16:56, Reply)

i really can't be arsed to read it
what's the jist of it?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 17:01, Reply)

His mate's dead
and at his wake they played an unreleased super-rare cover version of 'It's Raining Men' by the Pointer Sisters.

The end.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 17:06, Reply)

ok
well, that's nice
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 17:08, Reply)

His mate died
He played a song at the wake. The song reminds him of mate. The song was 'Its raining men'

EDIT: I much prefer Montys synopsis to my own. Well done Sir!
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 17:06, Reply)

there is no jizz of it this time

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 17:09, Reply)

Sort of related
I was thinking of posting, the song being 'Tough shit Mickey' by Conflict.

I've just been on to play.com and ordered 'Increase the Pressure':0)
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 17:21, Reply)

I just have posted - I'm definitely going to win this week.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 17:27, Reply)

Yeah, whatever.
Mine's better.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 17:42, Reply)

I have been modgazzed and told I will be banned if I don't lay of Spanky
So would just like to say he has every right to tell his stories and I don't care if they are true or not and as he has been here for over three years and I have been here five I am like the bully a couple of years above him at school. As he is a long standing member I would be devastated if my comments caused him to stop posting here.
( Peej, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 20:47, Reply)

Haha
Diplomatic. Lizard King flew off the handle and you get a bollocking. I wonder if they've been keeping an eye on it or someone's *gasp* gazzed the mods.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 20:55, Reply)

You lying cunt!
It's rubbing off on yer. You've gone native.
(The Boy Monders I have ginger bits in my beard., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 9:14, Reply)

ATTICA!!
blah blah censorship blah freedom of speech blah board provided for free blah ignore list blah sodomy blah blah gerbils blah.



waht?
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 10:01, Reply)