You see I was about to agree with you about the toast
but then you spoilt it with all this ham and mustard nonsense. Breakfast toast has to either have marmalade on it, or be dipped in egg.

If you must have pork products on it, then bacon with a bit of brown sauce, or ketchup if you must.


Bloody ham indeed, that's not breakfast that's a picnic.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 10:18, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

obviously dipped in egg is the pinnacle of toast-use
but I'm a much bigger fan of savoury things than of sweet, so marmalade doesn't do it for me.

I'll have some occasionally, as my mum happens to make the best marmalade ever, but usually I'll go with marmite. Ham is for special occasions. It's a family tradition that Christmas Day starts with ham on toast for breakfast.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 10:22, Reply)

Buy a jar of chipotle
and spread it thinly on buttered toast like you would Marmite. I'm almost addicted to this.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 10:24, Reply)

STOP EVERYTHING! I NEED TO STAND UP FOR TOAST
Because that's all I had for breakfast this morning. Toast with marmite does it for me, especially if I can be arsed to set up the coffee machine as well. Admittedly with a gut still periodically expanding from last night's curry, I think anything more elaborate would have been a mistake.

But I like Noel's suggestion of chipotle...
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 10:27, Reply)

WILL NOBODY THINK OF THE CEREAL?!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 10:28, Reply)

I like cereal.
BUT I WILL NOT HAVE TOAST DISPARAGED.

(Normally I'd have a bit of both for breakfast, but I forgot to buy cereal this week.)
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 10:29, Reply)

perhaps, then
you could be the one to broker peace between the peoples of cereal land and toast peninsula
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 10:35, Reply)

Floating between the two atop my croissant-shaped longboat

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 10:37, Reply)

punting along the orange juice sea
with a pole of cured sausage*

*that was ruder than I expected
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 10:39, Reply)

I was put off that
by a south park episode where it they said it makes you bleed from your arse or something
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 10:29, Reply)

A jar of chipotle?
How the hell do you spread a dried chili?
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 10:30, Reply)

Silly himjim
Chipotle paste.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 11:43, Reply)