I love it when people have to push the dog's back end onto the couch
Oh man, I know it's sad and terrible and quite cruel really but it's still funny.
i've been giving my cat butter. *shames*
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 14:45, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Some stupid bint from Yorkshire fed her Rotweiler whatever it wanted whenever it wanted it.
She needs putting down instead of her fat dog.
( girlinthehole, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 14:48, Reply)

she Yorkshire
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 14:49, Reply)

I watched that!
And the cat I had when I lived on the farm is now the same size - my ex lets him eat endless amounts of Go-Cat :(

I'll dig out a photo...
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 14:49, Reply)

Go Type 2 diabetes-
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 14:51, Reply)

How very true
He's a heart attack waiting to happen.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 15:03, Reply)

Found one
This was taken last summer - I popped round to pick up some stuff and saw the beast that used to be mine.


( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 15:02, Reply)

Wow...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 15:07, Reply)

Yep
that's one big pussy.

In his defence he does eat for six - he catches rabbits, pheasants, pigeons, rats and anything else he can lay his paws on - he caught a grass snake once and has killed a couple of weasels too.

When I was living there I made sure I always kept on this cat's good side - he'd have your arm off if he decided he didn't like you!
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 15:11, Reply)

My cat's a nasty git.
But he lacks the skill.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 15:18, Reply)

Would it not be more effective
if he just sat on them?
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 15:19, Reply)

I only give him a little tiny bit to lick
He loves it so.
And he could do with a bit more fat on him.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 14:52, Reply)

ahem
b cl

/filth
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 15:05, Reply)

ha ha ha
best strikethrough of the day
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 15:06, Reply)

Shut it!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 15:07, Reply)

shut flick
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 15:10, Reply)

2nd best!

( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 15:11, Reply)

mweyethankyou

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 15:15, Reply)

You have reached a new low!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 15:07, Reply)

are you that short?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 15:09, Reply)

Christ...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 15:18, Reply)

he won't help

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 15:36, Reply)

St Jude will help me
begone!!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 15:42, Reply)

I dont get it?
A clit more fat on him???
(never-right -getting it wrong since '78, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 15:39, Reply)

The subject line takes the strike through
not the message body in this case
(bill, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 15:49, Reply)

lolz
I know really

RIS?
(never-right -getting it wrong since '78, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 16:04, Reply)

The amounts of people that have dogs
and have absolutely fuck all clue of how to look after them is simply staggering.

Clungetards.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 14:52, Reply)