The first date is the best
After that the rose-coloured lenses come off and you usually start to realise you're dating a fucking tit.
And then you have to go "I know, I dunno why I even started dating really, because I just don't have the time and there's a lot of family stuff going on right now, but I've had a lovely time. you take care now."
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 9:23, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

There's less akward small talk though.
That's shit.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 9:25, Reply)

you need to try being less dull
and dating less dull people
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 9:26, Reply)

Well once the awkward smalltalk's over
You'd better hope 1) You've met The One or 2) You're bothy dirty gits.
Because otherwise it'll be awkward and not even smalltalk to fill the gap.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 9:28, Reply)

I've only been on one maybe two "dates"
we were talking about the subject on here not that long ago
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 9:25, Reply)

I'm not sure I've ever been on a date.
I'm totally sure it's approaching three years since I last got my end away.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 9:27, Reply)

I can beat that for celibacy inforced or otherwise.

( girlinthehole, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 9:29, Reply)

my possible only date didn't go all that well
as I was really stoned, and the girl met an old friend on the way to the pub and couldn't really tell her to bugger off.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 9:31, Reply)

What about
"We're kind of on a date here..."
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 9:32, Reply)

"Bitch, you're ruining my high!"
Although I do realise you're not Huggy Bear.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 9:33, Reply)

to be honest
they were both very fit, the old friend was a lezzer, and I was content to sit there ready to accept the offer of a 3-way should it arrive.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 9:35, Reply)

That's a bit more Huggy.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 9:38, Reply)

it's a good job I was stoned really
otherwise it would've been a lot more boring
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 9:39, Reply)

it wasn't quite that official

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 9:36, Reply)

Muffin message in your inbox!
:D
(Mrs Ballunatic counting calories, not votes., Mon 1 Feb 2010, 9:37, Reply)

I saw that
thank you very much

now I just need to convince the mrs that making a big batch of muffins that she won't like is a good use of time and resources.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 9:38, Reply)

If it's the mint, swap it for vanilla essence and you're good to go.
(Mrs Ballunatic counting calories, not votes., Mon 1 Feb 2010, 9:41, Reply)

it is
good advice, thanks
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 9:41, Reply)

Edmund is back
and this time it's female!
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 9:39, Reply)

yeah
but would you rather receive a cock or a "muffin" gaz?
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 9:41, Reply)

Hmmmm
*ponders*
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 9:42, Reply)