No one here really cares for football

instead lets talk about me as it is my Birthday today, I'm at work, it's cold and grey and I really can't be arsed.

So how should I entertain myself?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 10:49, 43 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

*insert wank comment*

( girlinthehole, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 10:49, Reply)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
You wonderful aquarian you!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 10:51, Reply)

I shall be away when it's your birthday but I will drink a toast for you in the Sun.

( girlinthehole, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 10:51, Reply)

Don't you dare forget!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 10:52, Reply)

I've just realised your birthday is on the same day as my sisters.
The seventh isn't it?
( girlinthehole, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 10:55, Reply)

Yeah!
I hope you appreciate her.
We're special we are.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 10:56, Reply)

You're so special I may even text you : )

( girlinthehole, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 11:00, Reply)

I'll text you to remind you
;)
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 11:08, Reply)

You on your hols now?

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 10:54, Reply)

Off tomorrow aft.

( girlinthehole, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 10:55, Reply)

Happy, happy birthday young master Ape.
May I be the first* in wishing you many happy returns of the day.

And also be the first to call you a Biblical-scale shirter.



*no, I may not.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 10:51, Reply)

No one here really cares for you

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 10:52, Reply)

Blow candles.
In the dirty way.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 10:53, Reply)

Thanks all
*hands sun cream to BGB*

*lifts shirt for Monty*

*flicks Vs at Light in Chains*

*splashes awesome aquarian water on Roota*
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 10:56, Reply)

Rub it on me then.
*gurns*
( girlinthehole, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 10:57, Reply)

*squirts over face*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 10:59, Reply)

*makes porn face*

( girlinthehole, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 11:02, Reply)

*hairline, 50 points*

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 11:03, Reply)

Woah, that's MY aquarian water!!!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 11:08, Reply)

FUCK!

ANOTHER bloody Birthday!

Do you realise how inconsiderate you're being?! I have a Birthday next week and so far 6, yes SIX people, have decided to have a birthday around the same time and have therefore blagged all the evening and weekend space for their celebrations. This means all my chums will be skint by the time mine comes round and will not come a'boozing with me.

You are the 7th.
Damn you.*

*Happy Birthday!
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 10:56, Reply)

Cheers

No need for presents, save the cash and buy yourself an african baby
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 10:59, Reply)

*Buys Baby

*sends as present
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 10:59, Reply)

Good job they're so thin

you should be able to get it through as a large letter.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 11:04, Reply)

Happy Birthday Colonel.
May all your problems be...
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 10:59, Reply)

Cheers matey!

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 11:18, Reply)

Me on Sunday
it goes
February 1st my mate, 3rd my mate from school, 4th my mate from work, 5th my dead nana, 6th my mate, 7th me and BGB's sister, 8th my best mate from school, 9th a lad I know, 10th my aunty Brenda, 15th the big ugly bird who my long ago ex goes out with.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 10:59, Reply)

Add me to the 8th
Also, My mate Sexy Tom on the 3rd, Big Scary Eyeliner Dan on the 4th, Animation Dave on the 4th also, Seriously good looking Rheanna on the 7th, Adam from my band on the 7th and Hip-hop Sean on the 8th.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 11:04, Reply)

Go'ead Colonel
Get down with your bad aquarian self
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 11:11, Reply)

To r'aas
and ting.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 11:18, Reply)

Early May must be a sexually active time.
All that May Day paganism shit.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 11:04, Reply)

I was a month premature

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 11:12, Reply)

That happened to me once.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 11:15, Reply)

I bet you couldn't wait to get out and cause trouble.
I was late. I've been early for everthing else ever since.
( girlinthehole, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 11:16, Reply)

ME=the opposite

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 11:18, Reply)

Oh I make up for it now by being totally late
I hope they're not lying about the dates to cover up my true parentage or something like that.
My mate born the day after me found out that her mum was her aunty and her dad was her other aunty's husband.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 11:19, Reply)

Mating season innit.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 11:15, Reply)

And mine on the 3rd
Yup, the B3ta branch of the Aquarian Mafia.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 11:34, Reply)

And my Godson!!!
he's the 3rd too!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 11:35, Reply)

Happy Birthday
Perhaps our mother's let the old man get his leg over as a special May day present.

Pass the mind bleach
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 11:37, Reply)

Happy Birthday!
It's my birthday today too!
(R0SS, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 11:43, Reply)

You are therefore awesome congratulations

I was goimng to take tomorrow off so I could booze with impunity tonight, but there are too many other people off tomorrow. :(
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 11:44, Reply)

Thanks,
As are you.

Was going to do the same but I decided a jaunt up to London at the weekend was better than local (sussex) tonight.
(R0SS, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 11:57, Reply)

Ugh
Just realised I used two exclamation marks quite unnecessarily in one post.

I feel a little dirty and am rather disappointed in myself right about now.

Sorry
(R0SS, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 12:00, Reply)