you flid id ask for the fucking 5p because by jove i have my eye on that twix and i'll fucking have it
unless you work with cunts. and then i'd just rob their desk drawers when they fuck off to the lav.

im sahnd mate. got my very first upright vacuum today and im all about having a go.
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 14:47, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I had one twix earlier but now I want another
Congratulations of the new vac. I love vacs. We've got a red hoover one in our house. We had a Dyson but it was shit.

My last purchase was some Adidas Star Wars trainers for my lad (storm trooper edition). I wanted the grown-up ones but I'm not spunking £60.00 on a pair of trainers.

*sigh*
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 14:51, Reply)

ive only ever had one of those henry-type jobs that kill your back and shit but this is a luxury
see them dysons right, fucking wank. every single one my mam bought was dead within a year or so. i paid £36 for my bagless argos one AND WORTH EVERY PENNY IN MY EYES.

i find myself talking about vacuums and old lady bollocks a lot lately. perhaps i should spunk £60 on a pair of star wars trainers and even it up a little
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 15:18, Reply)

Why do they do your back in more than the uprights?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 15:19, Reply)

because youre bending over and that
and they dont pick up as much so i push down harder which EVERYONE knows helps with the suction and that. science innit
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 15:36, Reply)

Aw man I was gonna get one of those too :(

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 15:42, Reply)

nah fuck the henrys and their ilk, its all about the upright man
get involved in arguuuus
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 15:48, Reply)

Mine will last a bit longer yet
I just need one with pet attachments
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 15:54, Reply)

like a basket? oh man i needs one of those. and a pet

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 15:57, Reply)

You need a cleaner

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 15:21, Reply)

i need a nice obliging bloke to meet my every whim

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 15:37, Reply)

What you therefore need is many small doses of rohypnol
lets call them "daily vitamins"
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 15:39, Reply)

they wont get much fucking hoovering done with a bit of them down them will they

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 15:47, Reply)