I fully believe it's worse
being really tall as a woman.

All the guys you fancy are shorter than you
Trousers are hard to find that fit properly
You can't really wear heels as then you are legally classed as a giant
You tower above all your friends who are tiny making you feel like a massive ugly troll wowan

*cries*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 12:39, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Yiz are all the same height in the sack, love!
and chances are you're at your best when you're on your knees.
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 12:42, Reply)

Tall women are HAWT though,
so surely it's all good?
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 12:42, Reply)

Am I tall enought to be
hawt?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 12:48, Reply)

depends how tall you are
dunnit?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 11 Feb 2010, 12:51, Reply)

Obviously.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 12:56, Reply)

Plus, bonus name points of course.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 12:59, Reply)

you're lucky
I've got bloody Kaol bringing my good name down.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 13:15, Reply)

You poor, poor man.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 13:19, Reply)

How tall are you?

(Mrs Ballunatic counting calories, not votes., Thu 11 Feb 2010, 12:57, Reply)

5'11"

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 12:59, Reply)

Noooooooo!
You're never as tall as me, are you?
( girlinthehole, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 13:01, Reply)

I slouch a lot
And I'm only 5'10" on my left side as I lost a lot of cartlidge out my knee
True fact
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 13:05, Reply)

for some reason you don't come across that tall on the internet
this may be a silly thing to say.

Tall girls are awesome. My ex was welsh, therefore really short. I'm sure Mrs V made herself taller when we started going out. She's shorter now, and I certainly haven't got taller.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 13:14, Reply)

Well
for the first 3 months of me being here everyone thought I was a man
:(
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 13:16, Reply)

that is true
I'm fairly sure I knew you were a woman straight away, but I think that is because we got to talking.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 13:18, Reply)

That's because you know
about stuff like thrust bearings and tappets. It was an automatic assumption that you were a bloke.

If you'd explained the offside rule nobody would have believed you didn't have a pair of bollocks.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 13:25, Reply)

I remain unconvinced of the contrary
You're seriously 5'11" (the same height as me)!? I never noticed. I must have been staring intently into your eyes norks
\PANDAs
( djtrialprice, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 13:44, Reply)

You're not 5'10" you dirty liar

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 13:50, Reply)

I am too
5'11" Nearer 5'10"
Do you think I'm taller/shorter then?
( djtrialprice, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 13:54, Reply)

Your only ickle if I remeber rightly.

( girlinthehole, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 13:53, Reply)

The lies!
I've been measured by professionals
( djtrialprice, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 13:55, Reply)

My other half is short
About 5' 2" in fact. I'm just shy of 6', so there's quite a difference. That's the one thing I would change about her if I could. Everything else about her is just great though.

*induces vomiting in everyone*
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 13:17, Reply)

my ex was 5'2"
I'm 6'2"

it was ridiculous. walking and holding hands felt like I was with a child.

Fortunately she had enormous breasts.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 13:19, Reply)

You've just described the current Mrs K2...
Edit - except that she's not Welsh.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 13:20, Reply)

you mean to tell me there's a girl out there
who's short, well endowed and has a welsh accent. I require her number post haste!
( djtrialprice, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 13:46, Reply)

she lives in that London
she doesn't really have much of a welsh accent, having cultivated it away. she is fluent in welsh though. and has the accent when she speaks welsh.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 14:41, Reply)

that's good enough for me
I also like adding to my list of custard cousins. I should probably stop using that phrase, I freaked out one of my friends with it recently. I told him he didn't have to sleep with her... *sigh*
( djtrialprice, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 14:46, Reply)

Tall women are ace
They can fit clothes better, look fantastic and fierce in heels and can be successful models.
(Mrs Ballunatic counting calories, not votes., Thu 11 Feb 2010, 12:48, Reply)

Pfft!
I've felt like a fucking transvestite all my life.
( girlinthehole, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 12:50, Reply)

Why don't you get one then?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 12:53, Reply)

They're not that easy to find in West Yorkshire.

( girlinthehole, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 12:56, Reply)

I'll do it if you'll dress up like Bungle from Rainbow.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 12:58, Reply)

Well I have the height for it.

( girlinthehole, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 13:02, Reply)

I still rate it better
From my low vantage perspective!
(Mrs Ballunatic counting calories, not votes., Thu 11 Feb 2010, 12:56, Reply)