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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I'm 44 and old and solvent enough to know better.
I just like easy drinking wine.

It's Australian and has Kangaroos on the box. What's not to love.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 20:04, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
Do you take the bag out of the box when nearly empty,
Inflate it by blowing up the spout and empty it very easily?

You can then re-inflate it and use it as a comfy silver cushion.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 20:26, Reply)
Haha!
One thing I don't need is style tips.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 20:36, Reply)
you can also
snip off the top corner to release the vacuum but you will then have to find another cushion......
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 22:57, Reply)
Roo Bros
FTW!

Evening. We has wine too. Out of a box, but with a zebra on it as it's nearly pay day and can't afford kangaroos.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 11 Feb 2010, 20:37, Reply)
I'm starting to think there's some kind of wine safari I'm missing out on.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 20:38, Reply)
Get with the hip crowd.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 20:40, Reply)
Indeed.
Oh, I has dinna. Chile con carne FTW also.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 11 Feb 2010, 20:41, Reply)
Booking my tickets this weekend.
Tell Tourettes I love her.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 20:44, Reply)
*LOVES BGB HARD*

(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 21:10, Reply)
Nope! not hard enough.
Try harder.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 21:16, Reply)
It'll never be hard enough.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 21:22, Reply)
My cider bottle has a tree on it.
Does this count?
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 20:44, Reply)
Foilage is sooooo last year.
It's all about the mammals this year.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 20:46, Reply)
Hooray for me
I've just found the remains of a bottle of Sloe Gin behind the weetabix.

Enough for the whole evening.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 20:46, Reply)
If it doesn't have a living thing on it, it doesn't count.
Preferably a mammal.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 20:46, Reply)
The Sloes are still in the bottle
Does that count?
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 20:49, Reply)
On the packaging, damnit!

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 20:50, Reply)
No, nothing at the moment.
But if I get really pissed, I may stick it up my arse.

Would that count?
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 20:53, Reply)
Only if you have threadworm.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 20:55, Reply)
Probably not
Never mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 20:56, Reply)
SAFARI FAIL

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 20:57, Reply)
Yay! but what a silly place to put your alcohol.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 20:47, Reply)
Agreed
But it does lead to suprises though.

I know I put maddie somewhere too. If only I could remember where?
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 20:51, Reply)
I don't like surprises.
Not when it comes to alcohol or penis size.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 20:52, Reply)
Tell the nice doctor about what is troubling you.
On the couch with you.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 20:55, Reply)
Only if you have that New Scientist magazine handy.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 20:57, Reply)
Oh yes
Do you want to hear about Anti-matter?
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 21:07, Reply)
She wants this
fotozup.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/weird-creepy-ads-300-400x354.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 21:10, Reply)
She's due a good paddling

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 21:13, Reply)
*whimpers*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 21:13, Reply)
*ditto*
^ He said PADDLE up there too!
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 21:16, Reply)
All I ever wanted in life is a roof over my head, a full belly and a sore bottom.
IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK!
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 21:18, Reply)
Me too.
Completely exactly.
God I wish we were still lezzas
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 21:22, Reply)
Ben Dover must be foaming right now.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 21:24, Reply)
I KNOW!!!! : (
Still it's nice to have a kindred spirit.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 21:29, Reply)
It'll hurt me more than you.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 21:17, Reply)
Not if your doing it right.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 21:19, Reply)

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