text Gaz your Ed's
(TheColonel, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 16:31, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I only has wimmin bits (and no - you ain't seeing them) and strangely, this work PC has no stash of saved cockpics.

I presume this Ed is someone famous? Have I missed something?
(Baile_Atha_Cliath is new to this b3ta nonsense, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 16:34, Reply)

He was in the army and won the war, then he was a doctor and saved millions and went to the north pole.
Either that or he was a compulsive liar, bigamist and serial cock-gazzer who is/was in prison (probably because of the aforementioned cock-gazzing).
(TheColonel, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 16:41, Reply)

He's in prison for the bigamy and the causing of serious and permanent injury to a soldier in training while he pretended to be a doctor.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 16:42, Reply)

Also bad things

(TheColonel, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 16:44, Reply)

Edmund / Ed's Meds
was a semi-regular contributor who kept banging on about his ex wife and how he wanted to get back with her. She dumped him after a few days of marriage when she found out that he was a serial fantasist. The list of his real-life misdemeanours reads like a movie script, and include not being an actual doctor, not being an actual polar explorer, not being a decorated war hero, maiming a soldier for life through ‘manipulating’ a wrist injury whilst not being an actual doctor, being a bigamist, and gazzing pictures of his knob to ladyb3tans.

He ended up in jail for being a total fraud. Google Craig Colclough if you want to know more…


*edit* bugger, beaten to it.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 12 Feb 2010, 16:43, Reply)

AND!!
he re-emerged here shortly after his release in December, under the name Medical Male.
I can't prove this but he disappeared as soon as we noticed.
he even told me his name was Dr Ed in a gaz.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 16:44, Reply)

Was it? Huh, who knew.
Did he include a cock pic in his gaz?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 16:50, Reply)

No but he didn't when he was Ed's Meds either
he invited me to the opera
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 16:51, Reply)

Flip me
The dirty one doesn't get a cock pic? What's the world come to?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 16:52, Reply)

I ENT DIRTY!!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 16:55, Reply)

I'll just sit here and wait for al to respond on this matter.

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 16:57, Reply)

something something BUMMING something something JIZZ ON YOUR FACE something something RIGHT UP THE SHITTER

(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 17:00, Reply)

Nobody's perfect.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 17:01, Reply)

Good stuff
Saved me the effort.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 17:01, Reply)

Mine was more concise, but less accurate.
He gazzed me about how he'd been to Iceland (the country not the supermarket endorsed by coke fiend and general failure Kerry Katona).

I thought we could have been friends :(
(TheColonel, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 16:46, Reply)

He also gazzed me
And we had a pleasant chat but I noticed recently that The Mods deleted the thread.
( djtrialprice, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 17:02, Reply)

Wow.. now there's someone you don't want to meet in a dark alley.

or in a pub.
or in your local sainsburys.

Not without a large weapon and the means to use it - what a creep.
(Baile_Atha_Cliath is new to this b3ta nonsense, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 16:47, Reply)

This should tell you all you need to know:
www.arrse.co.uk/wiki/Craig_Colclough
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 12 Feb 2010, 16:49, Reply)