You could try not being so pathetically weak willed
that you are incapable of 1) not getting so drunk that you think that replying is a good idea 2) resisting said temptation if you do happen to get that drunk.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 16:36, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Sometimes it's not that easy
I've been doing great but I'm sure I'll have lapses and end up getting bummed at some point.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 16:38, Reply)

Oh stop it you
I'm just being my normal aggressively grumpy self to the noob. And getting bummed that often can't be considered relapsing, it's the periods of non anal cock action that should be considered relapses.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 16:40, Reply)

I just like pissin on yer grumpy chips Albert

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 16:42, Reply)

You just love getting bummed
and then having your eyes jizzed in.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 16:43, Reply)

Not actually IN my eyes, Al. Just on the lids is fine.
you'll have people thinking I'm a deviant...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 16:45, Reply)

You like it
when it dries and goes crusty and you can't open your eyes properly and you have to stumble around with you hands outstretched going "Oooooo, Ooooooooooo, my eyes are all stuck shut with jizz and I can't see" and then you "accidently" grab hold of some cock and start all over again.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 16:47, Reply)

Officejizzlolz

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 16:52, Reply)

Imma just gonna go check out thetrainline.com ..... be back in 5 minutes.
* 5 minutes later *

It's £19.99 return, I wonder if we could go halfsys on that.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 17:30, Reply)

It's prolapsing, not relapsing that you have to watch out for...

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 16:43, Reply)

Ha!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 16:46, Reply)

A prolapse is gods way of telling you to thrust harder

(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 16:46, Reply)

God Idea
There speakth a man who has never made a drunken mistake I take it? ;p
(Baile_Atha_Cliath is new to this b3ta nonsense, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 16:39, Reply)

But what has my conduct while drunk got to do with the fact that you have no self control.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 16:42, Reply)

He's not allowed a phone
after PC World confiscated the last one.
(TheColonel, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 16:42, Reply)

If they don't want me doing that in the store
they should have big open tables and phones shaped like sex toys.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 16:43, Reply)