It's that time of year again
Valentine's day is approaching with all the inevitability and charm of a freight train laden with horseshit.

I shall be spending tomorrow in the bar, getting very very drunk.

What will you be doing?

Edit: Oh God, tell me they haven't just changed all the avatars to hearts. Tell me they haven't done that.

Edit Edit: They have.
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Sat 13 Feb 2010, 16:36, 17 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Your mum
right up the shitter and no mistake
(Bazongaloid, Sat 13 Feb 2010, 16:44, Reply)

I shall get the goriest horror movie I can find and transfix all my ex's heads onto the victims as they get mutilated.
That should cheer me up.
( girlinthehole, Sat 13 Feb 2010, 17:16, Reply)

Go'ead Blousie!!!!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 13 Feb 2010, 17:26, Reply)

: )

( girlinthehole, Sat 13 Feb 2010, 17:33, Reply)

I too
will be watching movies, that some may call gory, but no transposition of my exs heads is necessary as they're already there.
( djtrialprice, Sat 13 Feb 2010, 17:41, Reply)

I will be leaving some of my birthday cards in the window...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 13 Feb 2010, 17:44, Reply)

"birthday" cards
in the window of the nearest phone box.

Advertising bumming.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 13 Feb 2010, 17:46, Reply)

You've seen them then?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 13 Feb 2010, 17:48, Reply)

phoned them up

(Bazongaloid, Sat 13 Feb 2010, 17:50, Reply)

If you're trying to tell me that some of my bookings are hoaxes
You're DEAD
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 13 Feb 2010, 17:52, Reply)

On the bright side
your sunday afternoon just opened up.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 13 Feb 2010, 18:36, Reply)

sunday afternoon "mersey docks"
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 13 Feb 2010, 18:37, Reply)

I'm going to be working
Never seen the point in Valentines day - seems that basicaly if you're single it's just not important at all, and everything seems geared to reminding you that you're single, and almost certainly a total failure as a human being - and if you are with someone then you've got a boring evening of pretending that you genuinely care about a second rate double price box of chocolates and a bunch of shit wilting flowers and that spending one day pretending that you care about each other and that you won't go back to resentfull occasionaly spitefull hatred and boredom next day. Think I'll pass to be honest.
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Sat 13 Feb 2010, 19:15, Reply)

So young and so bitter.
It's a good feeling isn't it.
( girlinthehole, Sat 13 Feb 2010, 19:28, Reply)

It certainly is!
Way I see it, at least I learnt about what a crock of shit most relationships are early on.
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Sat 13 Feb 2010, 21:27, Reply)

I know, but always be wary.
I let my guard down recently for the first time and was fooled. The embarrassment is worse than the upset.
( girlinthehole, Sat 13 Feb 2010, 23:34, Reply)

Oh I tend to be quite wary
I still reckon that some relationships are worth the hassle, and all that - but I don't hold out for much hope that the next one will be that great
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Sat 13 Feb 2010, 23:54, Reply)