So that bloke that was all nasty and shit to Baby P (god rest his sole wif der angles and all that)
got attacked in prison by someone throwing boiling water and sugar over him. And the guy that did it is being applauded all around the nick wherever he goes.

What is is about prisoners that make them think they are somehow justified in being moral guardians, they're all fucking criminals, just because he was a nonce doesn't make him worse than a rapist or a murderer.

Anyway, I forget what point I'm trying to make really, but people in prison don't really have a leg to stand on when it comes to judging others.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 13 Feb 2010, 16:40, 29 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

and nor do you

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 13 Feb 2010, 16:45, Reply)

yeah but
he's not pouring boiling sugar on people. He prefers 37C salty syrup.
( djtrialprice, Sat 13 Feb 2010, 16:51, Reply)

So do you

(Bazongaloid, Sat 13 Feb 2010, 16:57, Reply)

I'm all over that kind of behaviour

( djtrialprice, Sat 13 Feb 2010, 17:16, Reply)

Like your mum
Now that she's had the amputation.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 13 Feb 2010, 16:46, Reply)

i think you get points
for a very creative use of "yer mum"
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 13 Feb 2010, 16:47, Reply)

I'm implying she's so fat
she got the diabetes-related circulation problems.

Too subtle?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 13 Feb 2010, 16:48, Reply)

I didn't get that
but I like the subtlety. Have three points.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 13 Feb 2010, 16:48, Reply)

is there a league for this
kind of thing?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 13 Feb 2010, 16:50, Reply)

There might be
and we just don't tell you about it as you're unpopular.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 13 Feb 2010, 16:54, Reply)

awww man
now I have to try and impress the cool kids

*smokes*
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 13 Feb 2010, 16:56, Reply)

It's a weird hierarchy
Nonces, rapists and granny bashers are at the bottom of the pile and fair game for a good tanking ..... The more high profile the target the better.

I imagine that when your viewed by society as a scumbag it must be nice to have someone lower down the foodchain to despise
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Sat 13 Feb 2010, 16:55, Reply)

I'm not going to congratulate the tit that did it
but I have to admit it made me a bit happy.
Someone stole my Baby P doll. This redresses the balance.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 13 Feb 2010, 17:01, Reply)

But Al
They do think they're better than a nonce, it's like a weird hierarchy of twisted morality in there.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sat 13 Feb 2010, 21:28, Reply)

i see your point
but i'm also glad that this sort of thing goes on
as it certainly makes prison seem like a hellish place to end up
and the more reasons people have to stay out of prison the better
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 13 Feb 2010, 22:03, Reply)

But I'm innocent I tell you!
I shouldn't be in here.
Although having a few nonces to scar does help pass the time.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Sat 13 Feb 2010, 22:37, Reply)

Three nights ago the smack-dealing scum who live not far from me had their house pelted with rocks and ting...
Middle of the night job, about half three/fourish, all windows and both front and back doors stoved in goodly-style.
They called the cops and ranted and raved (in a non big-box/little-box way) in the street and back lane about how they were being persecuted and the cops ought to spend more time (and presumably resources too) stopping this sort of thing and catch the scum what done it.
Having been awoked from my much needed beauty sleep i was out in the back lane in my jimjams discussing the matter with the attendant Feds when mrs smack-dealing whore came out and simply butted into our chat.
I tried to remain calm on account of being mid-proper-conversation but she just would not take the hint and fuck off.
The following is absolutely word for word...
Her: "so what the fuck we gonna do 'bout this shit?"
Me: "how about you fuck off selling smack and take your shitty lives somewhere else?"
Cops: "b69, perhaps you might like to go and make us all a cup of tea?"
Me: "okay guys, milk and sugar?"
Cops: "aye, thanks b69"
Her: "aye"
Me: "fuck off and make yer own brew"
Did I go too far?
Personally I don't think so.

As usual feel free to put me right if you reckon i did...
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 14 Feb 2010, 0:23, Reply)

Nah, Spot on
Can't abide smackheads - They really are the worst kind of whining, self pitying, self destructive cunts. If they're getting that kind of negaive attention from plod then a custodial can't be too far away with any luck ...... Either that or an anthrax laden hit is round the corner
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 9:46, Reply)

They have already been evicted from one house and have been officially written to about being evicted again.
What gets my goat is that they seem to think them being targetted by local vigilante types and the plods is out of order, like they haven't brought it upon themselves or summink.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 14 Feb 2010, 9:59, Reply)

How dare they persecute the poor smackrats!
They just don't see anything wrong with living like that which is pretty fucked up - Is it council or private housing they're in?
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 10:10, Reply)

Private. And the landlord (well known round these parts) would make Rachman (sp?) look like a fucking saint.
Smackrats!
20 bonus points for that one.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 14 Feb 2010, 10:14, Reply)

Cheers - Smackrat's an ace term of abuse
Keep an eye out for syringes in the vicinity and in their garden - You can get in touch with environmental health who will collect them on public property but will bill private householders.

Might aid the wheels of eviction somewhat
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 10:23, Reply)

A good pal of mine is a local EHO which is handy, we studied together 20ish years ago.
And the 2 luvverly PCSOs who cover this patch are well on the case.
Day before yesterday I wrote an open letter to all local residents except the smackrats...
"Dear neighbour,
As you are no doubt aware there is a significant, on-going problem with Anti-Social Behaviour (ASB) in this area.
There is a Dispersal Order in place which gives the police the power to take specific action against any group of 2 or more people gathered in a public place causing nuisance or distress.
I have taken it upon myself to do all that I legitimately can to address this issue. By working together as a community, hand-in-hand with the Police, we can improve the quality of our lives and make this area a better and safer place to live, work and raise our families.
To this end I have made contact with Cumbria Police and have had two meetings with the Police Community Support Officers (PCSO's) who cover this patch.
They are:
PCSO 5212 Patricia Kew
PCSO 5290 Dawn Jefferson
They can be contacted on the following numbers:
Non-Emergency: 0845 33 00 247
Crimestoppers: 0800 555 111
Emergency: 999
If for any reason you would not wish to contact the Police yourself then I would gladly do this for you.
Please do not hesitate to contact me if you wish to discuss any of these matters.
Regards
B69"
the nice man at staples did me a cracking deal on 150 photocopies, on headed paper.
Now all I need to do is fold 'em all, envelope 'em all and spend this afternoon going door to door with babyblaireau on my shoulders.
And then wait and see...
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 14 Feb 2010, 10:47, Reply)

Sweet!
Let me know how you get on with this - I doff my hat in deference to your smackrat combatting skills.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 11:02, Reply)

Cheers Duderino, much appreciated words there.
I am attempting to redress some kind of karmic balance both here on tinterweb and in the "real" world.
A lot of folks on b3ta (I reckon) came to the conclusion late on last year that I am an utter cunt whom everyone hates.
I can't really blame them. I was generally being an utter prick.
Not to attempt to absolve myself of personal responsibility but I was simply reacting very badly (i.e not coping) with two things:
1) my dad, with whom I have always had a difficult relationship (he is an alcoholic who has on a number of occasions beaten the shit out of my mother and myself) is dying of cancer.
2) my long-suffering mother has Parkinson's and has declined massively in the last year.
Surprise, surprise I have also finally admitted that I am an alcoholic too and am doing something about that.
I hope b3tans everywhere can find it in their hearts, souls or whatever to forgive me for my past behaviour and let bygones be bygones.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 14 Feb 2010, 11:28, Reply)

Only if I can borrow your username again

(Bazongaloid, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 11:46, Reply)

Let's take this one step at a time...
I'm sure we can come to some sort of a deal...
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 14 Feb 2010, 12:06, Reply)

Well you've always been A-OK with me
Sounds like you've got a lot on your plate from a parental aspect ... Booze is always a motherfucker so kudos for addressing it.

Buona fortuna.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 11:49, Reply)

Cheers dude
X
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 14 Feb 2010, 13:19, Reply)