Not too bad ta.
The good and bad happened last week.

The good - getting the job I interviewed for 6 months after applying (they didn't really have someone else pull out at the last minute, did they?)

The bad - not getting a poetry thing I wanted which would have involved getting to know a very well known poet.

And the ugly? My eyes seem to be permanently sore at the moment.

And I'm off to Ikea today.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 9:53, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

surely the really bad bit is IKEA
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTJEtMSuMqg
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 9:54, Reply)

Yes and no...
I love Ikea although the restaurant is crap.

And I rarely seem to leave without having spent over £100 on useless crap and several large boxes which contain allen key hell.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 9:56, Reply)

Funnily enough
I like the restaurant but find the shop highly unpleasant. Although once when I was on my own I tried to superman my trolley down one of the warehouse aisles and it tipped up and I only just managed to stay upright. I enjoyed that.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 10:01, Reply)

But the coffee cups are too small and meatballs are crap, as are skinny chips.

And the cakes are no good.

And what's Lingonberry all about? I have a horrible feeling it's got essence of lingam in it.

Lingam? Google it, but avoid looking at images when you do the initial search if you're at work.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 10:08, Reply)

silence!
the meatballs are awesome, as are skinny chips in their place.

That place is either with meatballs or with mussels.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 11:15, Reply)

Oh, don't forget to play house in the Ikea set-ups!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 9:54, Reply)

I always imagine myself living in them
always.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 9:57, Reply)

I got thrown out of IKEA in Castleford (or somewhere equally ghastly)
For sitting on a toilet in their bathroom section. I just sat on it, I didn't pull my trousers down, nor did I make pooing type noises.

They said I was behaving inappropriately.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 10:17, Reply)

You were meant to shit
that's what was inappropriate.

Did the police arrest you for your bummings at the weekend yet?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 10:18, Reply)

The Wanstead Bummer is still At Large.
And they'll never take me alive!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 10:24, Reply)

At
alive up the arse
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 10:46, Reply)

I leave for half an hour and it descends into shit

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 10:28, Reply)

When we pulled our cocks out of your bum
you shat everywhere.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 10:30, Reply)

I warned you to use the handled scrubbing brush first...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 10:34, Reply)