Oh dear
Something I've just spotted on Facebook, it just makes me ashamed.

'Your Late!' 'Well your lucky i'm even hear so shut up & teach.'.

Do they not understand the irony of the situation? Surely if they'd actually gone to school, they'd know the difference between Your and You're.

What has made you ashamed of the human race recently?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 18:11, 25 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

You

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 18:14, Reply)

Shut it Scouse
Ya meff
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 18:18, Reply)

Worra ye gonna do?
Hop after me?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 18:19, Reply)

Don't be scared of him Roota.
He wears dresses...............and not in a good way.
( girlinthehole, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 18:27, Reply)

I'm so not scared of him
or his gammy leg
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 18:29, Reply)

Admit it
You're both just jealous I look better in that dress than you ever could!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 18:30, Reply)

No chance, peg-leg

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 18:32, Reply)

Actually he's probably right about me.

( girlinthehole, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 18:55, Reply)

In that pic from a gazillion years ago (where he looks like my ex-bird)
he probably looks better than both of us.
But now? Nah, he's lost his feminine charms.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 19:02, Reply)

Now it's all down to my masculine charms
I'll have you pissing in your shoes on webcam in no time.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 19:06, Reply)

All that takes is a glass of wine and some Walker's Sensations
You ought to aim higher.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 19:09, Reply)

You could aim higher
and piss in a wellie
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 19:12, Reply)

That's combining golden with agricultural
Narrows my customer base, but might earn me specialist fees.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 19:13, Reply)

sandals?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 19:15, Reply)

I wouldn't want to hold it during the action
Even with marigolds on.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 19:17, Reply)

Yes, I'm sure it would
It would take a while to fill it up though.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 19:15, Reply)

waders would require more than one
person worth of piss
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 19:18, Reply)

I could piss for a week
and I don't think it would reach the knee.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 19:20, Reply)

I suspect you could
what is the volume of a wader?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 19:33, Reply)

i lol'd at this, you cunt

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 20:56, Reply)

not to mention
the difference between "hear" and "here"
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 18:24, Reply)

my housemates ex spells 'sense' as 'cents'

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 18:25, Reply)

but which one
is she lacking more of?
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 18:25, Reply)

ill ask her 2mar wen she cms ovr

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 18:27, Reply)

Hollyoaks
I'm glad I've stopped watching that. I turn over and Myra and the niece are kneeling before a statue saying "Oh Holy St. Jude, full of grace..."
Well 1) It wasn't St Jude and 2) Who has ever heard of THAT St Jude prayer? They should have phoned me. I'd have told them what's what with my homeboy Jude.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 18:42, Reply)