No matter how hard you work at anything
Peter Andre will always be richer and more successful with women than you
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 10:08, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

LIES!

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Tue 16 Feb 2010, 10:08, Reply)

I had to pay...
Peter Andre £10,000 today for work.

It made me sad.

Trufax
(R0SS, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 10:10, Reply)

You're winning so far.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 10:14, Reply)

Sorry
But if I have to bear the burden of transferring that tosser a five figure sum just to turn up somewhere and generally ponce about then everyone else has to as well.
(R0SS, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 10:17, Reply)

I am by no beans taking any responsibility for your behaviour
and you need to look very deeply at yourself and consider if you ever want to be in the position where you line that cretin's pockets again. Edit: Haha beans, my fat thumbs.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 10:19, Reply)

I don't make the decisions
I just handle the money.

Although I do feel a little dirty.

It was fucking N-Dubz in Dec.

That's what happens when you cater to the lowest common denominator...
(R0SS, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 10:21, Reply)

Peter Andre is playing in my town. Maybe today actually.....
I'm a little sad I'm not going
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 11:11, Reply)

I'm going to pretend you typed;
"I had to beat Peter Andre to death with a spade today for work...it made me euphoricly happy"
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 10:17, Reply)

Thank you
That thought will get me through the day.



*whistles a happy tune*
(R0SS, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 10:19, Reply)

Cheered me up as well
it's the thought of that spade spanging of the back of his head...spang-spang-SPANG!!!
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 10:22, Reply)

You are only supposed to make Noel miserable
You have succeeded in making us all unhappy now.

Bastard.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 10:26, Reply)

Speak for yourself.
I quite like The Andre when he's not singing.
( girlinthehole, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 10:28, Reply)

?

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 10:30, Reply)

Yeah ????
Are you mental, or are you not expecting Monty to come and give you 10 reasons why you are wrong?
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 10:35, Reply)

I think she meant "I like The Andre when he's not breathing"

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 10:38, Reply)

That's acceptable
Encasing his head in concrete would see to this
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 10:46, Reply)

Didn't mean it.
I was hoping it would flush Monty out. I miss him.
( girlinthehole, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 10:44, Reply)

Me too
He is my style guru
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 10:48, Reply)

He's like the brother I never had.
......or wanted.
( girlinthehole, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 10:50, Reply)

Which one of your brothers have you had?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 10:51, Reply)

I only had one brother and he died when he was about four.

( girlinthehole, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 10:53, Reply)

Joke Fail
*Hangs head*
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 10:55, Reply)

Haha!
I knew that would kill the thread.
( girlinthehole, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 10:56, Reply)

*gently removes Bart's foot from his mouth*

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 10:55, Reply)

Dead siblings are always a tricky issue
I don't give a second thought to my other dead rellies, but my elder brother, always makes me sad.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 10:58, Reply)

In all honesty I would have liked a brother.
My Sindy dolls would have been a lot safer.
( girlinthehole, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 10:59, Reply)

Not necessarily
We left a carving knife sticking out of my sister's teddy's back.

Lying there on the dining table in a pool of ketchup.

She cried.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 11:03, Reply)

That's the kind of thing my sisters did.

( girlinthehole, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 11:04, Reply)

I really am sorry
Although I do know somewhere that he will be appearing with no security, a number of good escape routes and am willing to provide an alibi for anyone who may be of interest in such information.

I'll also take requests for any further bookings.
(R0SS, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 10:31, Reply)

I'm happy now
Cheers
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 10:33, Reply)

The more I see him in the press, the more I don't think he's such a bad chap.
And I've always thought that Jordan is a vindictive spiteful bitch who is just as ugly on the inside as she is on the outside. She's using her kids as pawns in a game, throwing them into the media spotlight dispite saying she'd never do that.

She's fucking scum, she's not a prostitute, she's a whore,
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 10:39, Reply)

I'm with you on the Jordan issue
I just don't believe that there is any need from either party for the public nature of the airing of the dysfunction of their relationship.

Also I haven't forgiven him for 'Mysterious Girl'.
(R0SS, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 10:44, Reply)