Well you are the
voice of authority on these matters old chum. I occassionally wake up in the middle of the night in a cold sweat after dreaming of you chasing me down a lane with an apostrophe scythe
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:07, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

he's trying to put you in a
comma coma
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:09, Reply)

Great.
Now I have Culture Club on the brain.

Thanks a fucking lot, yeah?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:10, Reply)

you're welcome

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:12, Reply)

You come and gooooOOOOoooooOOoooooo
Today I have mainly been singing Live and Let Die (bow wa wa bow wa wa baaaawaaaaaa)
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:18, Reply)

It's in my blood.
My daughter's going to hate my fucking guts.....but thank me in the end, as I have with my parents. That's the idea, anyway.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:10, Reply)

My dad used to constantly
correct my pronunciation of "Dulex" as I used to say "Deelux".

Once he actually hit me for mispronucing croissant
*cries*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:16, Reply)

I might actually hit you
for mis-spelling "mispronouncing"
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:17, Reply)

Sorry the tears made it hard
to check what I was typing

(Also the subject of this post is now Al's defence for that time he was caught in the playground)
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:18, Reply)

...?
Al is your dad...?
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:31, Reply)

Is Vipros your Dad?

"It's crois-sant you imbecile!"
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:18, Reply)

Do you mean 'deluxe', or 'Dulux'?
I DON'T UNDERSTAND!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:21, Reply)

And thus my plan has worked
*strokes cat*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:25, Reply)

Could be Durex?
Who knows?
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:26, Reply)

ME-OW.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:26, Reply)

Durex
Rubberjohhnylols
(TheColonel, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:27, Reply)