I think we should all remember our
fleetin' b3tan bretheren

And ask ourselves *cheesy music* Where Are They Noooooow?

Stig - Alas one day whilst racing his ego infalted his head so much it exploded inside his helmet. Luckily he was only in a Noddy Car outside of Tescos so no one was injured although several children were slightly splattered.

Ed - On the run from his many wivesthe law Ed was last seen jumping into his jet plane and heading for the North Pole. In a last attempt to stop this man marrying inuits and causing more Havoc, Chuck Norris was sent after him. Chuck was last seen making a boat out of his own hair and a seal. Update to follow

Kaol - Several awray experiements deep in the welsh valleys led to a traggic explosion. After the dust settled a lone figure was seen stumbling out of the wreck. Kaol pulled himself up to assess the damage and was more than slightly miffed to discover he now has sheep hooves and as such can't type.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 11:57, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

whatever happened to Stig?
did he not get in some kind of 'fight' with someone on here and storm off in a hissy-fit?
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 12:00, Reply)

I think
Rubberduck killed him. Which is why you don't see him any more either. No internet on death row
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 12:04, Reply)

fair enough
he was spotted on Google streetview recently near Loch Ness - then scandolously pixelated to "maintain his privacy"
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 12:09, Reply)

Don't forget Captain V,
who has been going into very slow anaphylactic shock since a prawn looked at him funny, and has now swelled up so much that he is unable to type even when CHCB lifts him up so he can reach the keyboard.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 12:10, Reply)

His whiskers always got in the way of the keys anyway
which is why he was unable to spell retard.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 12:11, Reply)

that would be me

(Bazongaloid, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 12:07, Reply)

Al does hold the record
for driving the most amount of people away. You bastard
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 12:11, Reply)

You love it.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 12:12, Reply)

Didn't he have a go at someone at a bash too?
Clendrix was it?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 12:13, Reply)

Lusty called hima cunt
I sooooooooooo wish I had been there to see/hear it.

My friends list is like a check list of dropouts.

TheWeeWitch, Osok, Holy cremola foam batman, Lucy V, happlylittletuplip, chartcat, pooflake, ethelred
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 12:18, Reply)

^ mine too.
God I'm bored. So much to do and completely unable to get on with any of it.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 18 Feb 2010, 12:20, Reply)

You get to see m,e in just over a week though
woooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 12:24, Reply)

This is true
along with a bunch of other weirdos from the internet. Did we learn nothing from last August?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 18 Feb 2010, 12:28, Reply)

I'm going to try remember your cool box as well

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 12:30, Reply)

I'd forgotten about that.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 18 Feb 2010, 12:31, Reply)

Damn I could have
snagged myself a free cool box there
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 12:36, Reply)

I need my eyes tested again
I just read that as "shagged myself a free cool box".
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 18 Feb 2010, 12:39, Reply)

The logistics of shagging a
cool box....
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 12:39, Reply)

They're frigid, for starters

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 18 Feb 2010, 12:46, Reply)

well colour me surprised

(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 12:13, Reply)

up off
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 18 Feb 2010, 12:21, Reply)

With a lamb's hoof? No chance.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 12:34, Reply)

If you're depraved enough
you can achieve anything, dear boy.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 18 Feb 2010, 12:37, Reply)