I am going to the shop RIGHT NOW to buy digestives.
Damn your post, and damn my suggestibility.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 13:09, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Bloody hormones!

( girlinthehole, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 13:10, Reply)

she's not moaning that much

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 13:16, Reply)

NOOOO
get something nice like bourbons.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 13:15, Reply)

can you get me some
Fox's Crinkle Crunch creams please? or some Fruit Shortcake? I'll gaz you the dosh...
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 13:16, Reply)

Bourbons are evil and must be stopped.

( girlinthehole, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 13:19, Reply)

Tru dat.
Custard creams, however, are more of the win.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 13:20, Reply)

You can't go wrong with a biscuit that has the words custard and cream in the name.

( girlinthehole, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 13:24, Reply)

What about the short lived Fox's Love Custard & Arse Cream Speciality Biscuit?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 13:25, Reply)

their 'Cock Custard and Pile Creams' were lovely, though

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 13:38, Reply)

To be honest, it it's a biscuit, I'll eat it, I'm not that picky.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 13:24, Reply)

So I've heard.

( girlinthehole, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 13:27, Reply)

It runs in the family

(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 13:28, Reply)

I suggest you eat what the hell you like, because you've had a dreaful time of it!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 13:16, Reply)

Did you watch that programme the other day in a maternity ward.
Funniest thing ever.
( girlinthehole, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 13:18, Reply)

No
But did you watch My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding last night?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 13:19, Reply)

Yes.
Poor girls.
( girlinthehole, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 13:20, Reply)

Only Joan made me sad.
The others seemed alright about it.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 13:20, Reply)

But they have no freedom unless they get married : (

( girlinthehole, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 13:23, Reply)

Plus they are all pikey thieving cunts.
Not that I'm prejudiced or owt.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 13:24, Reply)

they seemed like nice folks
I was drunk like
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 13:25, Reply)

I'm sure they were nice on the camera
but you didn't see them shitting in the corner of your garden and leaving rubbish everywhere, threatening anyone who went near their caravan and considering themselves above the planning laws but happily using human rights legislation to make it nigh on impossible for people to evict them from their land did you?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 13:27, Reply)

I don't want to be serious today Al
Some gypsies' dogs attacked my nana once but I don't think they all fetch their dogs on people.
Please, let's be all nice and wistful and that.
*stealth-hug*
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 13:30, Reply)

Alright, sorry

(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 13:32, Reply)

Gosh
Cheers, Al!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 13:34, Reply)

Gyppoes are fucking horrible.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 13:41, Reply)

they get to go to loads of weddings

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 13:24, Reply)

Dressed like a hooker.
You'd think they'd change the theme now and again.
( girlinthehole, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 13:27, Reply)

yeah but they're not hookers
They're all good girls.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 13:28, Reply)

It's their lack of choice to be good or bad that pisses me off.
God lets us choose so why can't their parents.
( girlinthehole, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 13:29, Reply)

I wish someone would make me be good
I hate having to do it myself.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 13:30, Reply)

It means more if you do it yourself.

( girlinthehole, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 13:31, Reply)

The same philosophy doesn't apply to sex

(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 13:32, Reply)

yes it does

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 13:33, Reply)

bumming alone is a sad and lonely affair
bumming with you is a lot more fun.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 13:35, Reply)

Did Fleetwood Mac sing that?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 13:36, Reply)

I think it was Wet Wet Wet

( girlinthehole, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 13:37, Reply)

Ha!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 13:38, Reply)

Yes, and I watched it from my bed in the maternity ward
and I am grateful that I have to have a C-section.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 13:20, Reply)

Haha!
I'm sure you will have much more decorum than that silly young girl who was screaming that she didn't want to go through with it. Like she had a bloody choice in the matter.
( girlinthehole, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 13:22, Reply)

I saw a one last week
with the woman who had two kids of university age and then decided she wanted another and her husband spent most of the labour cracking jokes and pretending to lock her in the bathroom.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 13:23, Reply)

Didn't see that one.
I would suggest a severe kick in the gonads and then lock him in the bathroom.
( girlinthehole, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 13:26, Reply)