*sings* 'Time to go home...time to go home...'
I know how to do strike-throughs and feel like celebrating.

What are you having?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 16:18, 53 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Large cognac, cheers Tuggers

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 16:19, Reply)

Davidoff Classic alright?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 16:24, Reply)

That will do very nicely thank you.
If I had more money than I do, I would drink XO Hennessy like there was no tomorrow.

Pretty soon, there would be no tomorrow for me....
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 16:27, Reply)

don't davidoff make cologne?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 16:29, Reply)

Yep.
And cigars.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 16:30, Reply)

Your Mum

(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 16:20, Reply)

Just don't bring her back - the hag.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 16:22, Reply)

Double vodka with fresh orange please,
and i'll skin up.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 16:20, Reply)

Don't drink OJ with spliff.
You lose potency.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 16:23, Reply)

I'll have a Screaming Blue Motherfucker
and two's up on that spliff of CJ's
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 16:22, Reply)

Are you jockeying for position there Vipros?
A consummate professional, therefore you're next on. Watch out though, it's fucking loaded. It's a Friday spliff.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 16:31, Reply)

just what I need :-D
in a bustling situation like this it's always wise to get into the spliff politics as fast as possible.

also, for reference:
www.barmeister.com/drinks/recipe/1333/
but forget the cherry

mmmm. delicious.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 16:33, Reply)

Blunt time! Bye everyone.
'Take your finger and your thumb from tip to tip
Roll it in a motion then the top piece you lick
Seal it, dry it wit yo lighter if ya gotta
The results, hmm, proper'
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 16:34, Reply)

That's how you roll a blunt.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 16:37, Reply)

Which is what I did 15 minutes ago...
...it is old hip-hop and mad ism tonight, G.

Dr 'Herbal' T
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 17:56, Reply)

I've just had a text about some awesome coke. Woo!
Let's hope it's not got a price tag to match, eh readers?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 16:25, Reply)

more than 50p a can
is a rip-off
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 16:25, Reply)

In Old St station it's 75 fucking pee.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 16:27, Reply)

You should see some of the prices they get away with...

/may have inside knowledge
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 19 Feb 2010, 16:28, Reply)

christ
they see you londoners coming don't they

our barter system is much better

"gie me can coke and ah wont kick yon nuts"
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 16:28, Reply)

That is an unbelievable ripoff is it not?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 16:48, Reply)

the coke
or the nut-kick?
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 16:51, Reply)

not as far as I know
came straight from my head, through my fingers into the computer
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 16:52, Reply)

I meant the 75p coke, old chap

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 16:54, Reply)

hahahahaha
I mean....so did I...

*looks shifty*

*sotto voce* man, what a complete dumbass I am sometimes....
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 16:59, Reply)

my hair cut
and I'm fucking bricking it
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 16:30, Reply)

A new look?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 16:31, Reply)

yeah, blonde highlights and a different style a la Ellie Goulding
I'm so afraid I'm going to come out with orange streaks and butchered locks
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 16:32, Reply)

a la Elliot Gould?
static.tvguide.com/MediaBin/Galleries/Imported/BioPix/A/bio13/elliott_gould01.jpg
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 16:34, Reply)

LOL'd

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 16:35, Reply)

You're gonna score this weekend.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 16:34, Reply)

Another 56 minutes at work cheers.

(TheColonel, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 16:33, Reply)

WELL DONE TUGGERS

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 16:39, Reply)

Isn't music just boss

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 17:02, Reply)

Bruce Springsteen's is

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 17:13, Reply)

I like when he does Jersey Girl
and the crowd all cheer in the bits where I would cheer too
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 17:15, Reply)

I don't.
I hate his fucking guts. The 'gravel-voiced* spokesman for blue collar America' dullard.


*read: 'sounds like an aged gibbon straining for a dump'*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 17:25, Reply)

You got that right.

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Fri 19 Feb 2010, 17:27, Reply)

I am the
sweeping, scathing music pontificator of /OT. My job is to say an artist* is FUCKING SHIT, particularly when no-one else agrees.

*such as diminutive cock-end Paul Simon
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 17:40, Reply)

Of course you both are right...
Christ - is that creosoted timber I feel between the rosy cheeks of my fence-sitting ass?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 17:46, Reply)

But I like some of his tunes and he seems like an ok fella just doing his thing

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 17:28, Reply)

Yes but you like Paulo Nutella and are therefore deaf, Roots...

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 17:30, Reply)

I just like moosic, Mont
if it makes me smile or dance or cry or get goosebumps, then it's won.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 17:33, Reply)

I'm the same.
But I'm more scathing than you are when it comes to artists or work I don't like. It's the contrast between what I regard as quality and everything else that annoys me so much...

Mediocrity is what I loathe most of all.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 17:37, Reply)

Oh I care not a jot for quality!
it's sheer fluke that some stuff I like happens to be considered 'decent'.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 17:39, Reply)

I have a somewhat skewed view of quality
I adore Johnny Thunders & The Heartbreakers and they were a fucking mess.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 17:43, Reply)

oh you're hurting my head
Later aligator,try and enjoy yer weekend
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 17:44, Reply)

Will do sweetie, you too

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 17:49, Reply)

I like the 'idea' of JT & TH...
...a lot more than the insipid and badly-produced wankery of a sad declining junky. 'Chinese Rocks' was better by The Ramones and even Soft Cell improved on 'Born To Lose'.

And this is what I love about 'music talk'; I know I am 100% right and so do you - but even more truthful is that not many will have this sort of conversation about Paolo Nutini who is as wet as a kipper's bikini.

Edit -if that sounds self-righteous it is because I am totally fucking righteous about this.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 17:53, Reply)

The 'lost 77 mix'
of LAMF is a revelation. They were disgusted by how the LP sounded when it was released and the alternate mix on the above release is fucking marvellous, like it should have been.

The only thing Marc Almond has ever improved on is the world record for the most spunk ever consumed in one go.

As for liking 'the idea' of a band more than their actual records the classic for me is the Happy Mondays, who were fucking entertaining chaps apart from their actual tunes, which to my tastes, bar two or three tracks, were really pretty shit...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 21:14, Reply)

Right now a cinnamon roll
and orange juice. But it is only 9am.
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 17:10, Reply)

OK, girl?
This side we're all done with Friday: you can have it now.
By the time you get your beers we'll all be wishing we hadn't had ours.
C'est la vie.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Fri 19 Feb 2010, 17:24, Reply)

Well stuff me gently -
get my glitch fixed, log back on, and you're all buggering off.
Might as well get me coat too.

After my turn with Off
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Fri 19 Feb 2010, 17:13, Reply)